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A web forum dedicated to distributing information about Scientology has uncovered an out-of-print German book written by Dr. Anastasius Nordenholz, originally published in 1934, called "Scientologie". Those who have read it claim it bears a stunning resemblance to works... read more

SCIENTOLOGY JUST GOT PAID

Longtime Scientologist Nancy Cartwright — best known as the voice of Bart Simpson — gave the church of scientology $10 million last year, twice as much as even scientology superstar Tom Cruise, who gave just under 5 million. Page Six says:It was all part of Scientology’s... read more

JERRY O'CONNELL IS TOM CRUISE

<a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/3f716ffebe" mce_href="http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/3f716ffebe">the parody video Tom Cruise WANTS you to see!</a> on <a... read more

"WE ARE THE AUTHORITIES"

With every clip that leaks online from his Medal of Valor acceptance video, Tom Cruise gets creepier and creepier. Here he rambles on about saving the rescue workers at ground zero after 9/11, and how he doesn't need to ask anyones permission, because scientologists are... read more

TOM CRUISE IS CREEPY

The Sun UK has more video today from the Scientology awards ceremony that presented Tom Cruise with the IAS Freedom Medal of Valor in 2006, and this one is infinitely creppier than the last one. It's all pretty terrifying and basically looks and sounds like a veiled... read more

TOM CRUISE WANTED JENNIFER GARNER

A new book by biographer Andrew Morton (the same one who said Cruise is second in command in the church of scientology) says that after Tom Cruise dated Sofia Vergara and before he dated Katie Holmes, the person he really wanted to date was Jennifer Garner. Us.com... read more

KATIE WILL RUN THE BOSTON MARATHON

Back in November, Katie Holmes ran the New York City Marathon, her first one, and now Us Weekly is reporting that she has signed up for her second, this time the famous Boston Marathon. Us says: Holmes had placed 34,193rd among 39,085 entrants in the New York City... read more

TOM CRUISE GOT ONE. THIS ONE.

Friends of Tom Cruise like Jennifer Lopez and David Beckham and Will Smith say that, despite his affinity for scientology, he would never pressure them to join the infamous Hollywood cult. But today, the New York Daily News says Smith has done just that. Seemingly. Will... read more

TOM CRUISE IS CRAZY, IMPORTANT

A new book is claiming that longtime Scientologist Tom Cruise has risen in the ranks and is now second in command of the controversial religion, based on outer space warlords trapped in volcano prisons and dead aliens attaching themselves to human souls. Oh, and also,... read more

KATIE HOLMES ISNT HELPING

Very obviously Tom Cruise has been plagued for years by rumors that he's gay, and every girlfriend or wife he ever has is just called a beard, and now Katie Holmes tells Us magazine some stuff that will do anything but help.Katie Holmes has opened up about her one-year... read more

RANDOM MORNING STUFF

KAYNES MOM PASSED AWAY - Kanye West's mother, Dr. Donda West, has died. Multiple reports indicate that Dr. West's death may have been a result of complications from some sort of surgery. And, I don't mean to make light of this, but was she a real doctor, or was that her... read more

EVERYONE HATES TOM CRUISE

Fox News says it's no coincidence that Robert Redford and Meryl Streep did not attend a dinner earlier this week honoring Tom Cruise. Cruise, Redford and Streep, of course, star in "Lions For Lambs", which opens nationwide today. Fox says: When I noted that the "Lions for... read more