Tom Cruise will skip the Oscars bc of Anne Hathaway

By brendon January 10, 2011 @ 1:42 PM

Back in November, Anne Hathaway hosted Saturday Night Live and did a breathy, stammering impression of Katie Holmes where she talked out of the side of her mouth like she was Popeye or had a stroke, and it was seen by dozens, literally dozens, of viewers around the world.

Well two of those viewers were apparently Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, and now they may not attend the Academy Awards next month because Hathaway is the host. The Daily Mail says…

‘Tom and Katie don’t want to have to cross paths with Anne,’ says a Hollywood source.
‘They used to be friends and took Anne to a Tina Turner concert in 2008 when Anne split up from her boyfriend Raffaello Follieri.
‘Katie feels they were really supportive at a difficult time so she feels let down that Anne took to national TV to make fun of her.
‘Anne didn’t even warn her it was going to be on TV.’

In Hathaways defense, if someone made me go to a Tina Turner concert they would be my mortal enemy until 50 years after I died, so doing an impression doesn’t seem so bad. And old lady in a mini-skirt, singing songs she can’t sing anymore? How dare you. I would have dug up their parents and pissed on them.

Katie Holmes likes it rough

By brendon December 14, 2010 @ 3:47 PM


Katie Holmes was at the Grove in Hollywood last night, filming scenes for a new Adam Sandler movie called Jack and Jill, and when she bent over it showed off a huge bruise on her ass.

This wasn’t part of the scene, so was she injured? Did she fall down? Hopefully this wasn’t some sex related bruise, because, if there’s one thing I know about anal sex, it’s that the running start doesn’t work. It makes aim almost impossible and can lead to accidents. DON’T BE A HERO KATIE!

Tom Cruise is still braver and/or dumber than me

By brendon November 18, 2010 @ 4:21 PM


When we last saw Tom Cruise
, he was hanging off the side of the Burj Kahlifa in Dubai, running along the side of the 124th floor, filming stunts for Mission: Impossible 4. But clearly that’s for pussies, so today Tom was sitting on top of the tower, at the very peak of the worlds tallest man made structure, 2,717 feet in the air.

And I don’t mean IN the tower, like in this youtube video. I mean ON it. With his feet hanging over the side, like a little kid fishing on a dock with his dad.

Just so we’re perfectly clear: Fuck That. Stuff like this just makes me think his marriage is falling apart or he has bone cancer or something. How shitty do things have to be at home for you to sit on top of a tower half a mile in the air.

(image source – fame)

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Tom Cruise is a pro

By brendon November 02, 2010 @ 10:18 AM


Tom Cruise may be an easily bamboozled simpleton in his personal life, but when it comes to making movies, the guy is a pro. He’s well known to do many of his own stunts, and clearly his work in ‘Mission: Impossible – Ghost Protocol’ won’t be any different. Proof: yesterday he ran along the side of the worlds tallest building, the Burj Kahlifa in Dubai, outside the 124th floor.

I don’t even like trying new foods I’m such a pussy, there’s no way I’d do this, even If I could literally fly and my body was composed entirely of replaceable robot parts.

Thursday afternoon headlines

By brendon October 28, 2010 @ 7:23 PM


MISSION IMPOSSIBLE 4 – will officially be called, ‘M:I 4: Ghost Protocol’. Clearly they’re going for a vibe like the ‘Call of Duty’ or Tom Clancy games. Or a handbook for the recently dead. But probably the COD thing. (e!)

DEADPOOL – has had a script floating around for a while, getting insanely positive reviews from those who have read it, and now you can too. Download it and print it out. Just think of all the mad pussy you’ll get when the ladies see you reading this! (IHC)

COURTNEY LOVE - went shopping. Drunk. Panties. Profanity. The whole usual thing. Seriously, how long has she been a woman? There’s no way she was born a woman, right? (wenn)

Ethan Hunt is all ripped out

By brendon October 06, 2010 @ 3:35 PM


Tom Cruise, who is 48 years old by the way, was filming some stunts for ‘Mission: Impossible 4′ today in Prague, and it looks like there’s gonna be a little something for the ladies in this one. Tumbling. Girls love gymnastics.

(source = splash news and wenn)