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ZE GERMANS CAVED

Monday, wire reports said that the World War II movie "Valkyrie" would not be allowed to film on German military sites because its star, Tom Cruise, is a scientologist. Now the German government has reconsidered, deciding that the story of high ranking German officers attempting to assassinate Adolph Hitler was important because it's a rare positive portrayal of Germans during the war. ABC.com says:The German ministry...read more

ZE GERMANS HAVE A GOOD POINT

Wire reports today say that Germany will not allow a movie starring Tom Cruise to film at German military sites because Cruise is a Scientologist. Reuters says: Cruise, also one of the film's producers, is a member of the Church of Scientology which the German government does not recognize as a church. Berlin says it masquerades as a religion to make money, a charge Scientology leaders reject.Cruise has been cast as...read more

KATIE HOLMES IS PREGNANT?

The Sun UK says that Katie Holmes is pregnant for the second time. No word yet on who the father might be (zing!). The Sun says: Holmes told close pals she is thrilled. But she tried to hide her bump under a loose dress as she and Tom celebrated with their pals THE BECKHAMS in Madrid. But tactile Tom, 44, gave the game away by paying more attention to Katie, 28, than the action on the pitch.A source said: “Katie and...read more

TOM CRUISE IS A MINISTER OR SOMETHING

Tom Cruise has attained the highest level one can reach in Scientology, and apparently that gives him the power to perform marriages inside the church. And now he might do it for the first time for pawn friend James Packer. Packer is a devout scientologist, and one of Australia’s richest men. Page Six says:Tom Cruise is at the highest level of "clear" in Scientology - and now he may even perform a wedding for a friend,...read more

KATIE HOLMES IS MAD AT KATEE HOLMES

An 18-year-old, blue-eyed blond who claims to be a virgin has decided to get into porn and has chosen the stage name Katee Holmes. She will have sex for the first time in her first movie. This, predictably enough, is not sitting well with the more famous Katie Holmes and her husband Tom Cruise. Page Six says:"It's a really cheap shot," a rep for the actress. Holmes' camp is weighing her possible recourse. A friend of...read more

IS KATIE LOOKING?

For the first time in almost two years, Katie Holmes is back at work and spending time away from Tom Cruise. And sources say she basically walked toward the nearest living thing and started flirting with it. MSNBC says:Katie Holmes has been “flirting” with her “Mad Money” co-star Adam Rothenberg…“They shot a scene in which Adam wrapped his arms around Katie’s waist, then the two of them had an intimate discussion. They...read more

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KATIE HOLMES SEEMS REALLY HAPPY

The Us Magazine cover story this week goes inside the marriage of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes. And by "goes inside" I mean "speculates wildly". US says:Katie Holmes has hardly left Tom Cruise's side since they began dating in April 2005However, that support has caused her grief. According to one Hollywood insider, the actress, who gave birth to daughter Suri last year, has been told by her husband to attend "mommy...read more

SURI CRUISE IS UGLY

TomKatCrazy has new pictures of Suri Cruise with mom and dad taken yesterday at the birthday party for Brooke Shields daughter, Grier Hammond (um, wasn't Katie supposed to be in Shreveport filming a movie. and is that where she left her conditioner). Grier and Suri were both born on April 18th, 2006 at the St. Johns hospital in Santa Monica. With any luck Grier is better looking than Suri, because Suri is a fuckin...read more

KATIE HOLMES IS MAKING HER MOVE

MSNBC says that Katie Holmes is using her time alone on her new film to re-connect with family and old friends and reclaim parts of her life that she gave up after she met Tom Cruise. The Scoop says: Holmes is reconnecting with family and friends and even secretly talking to Catholic priests. Holmes was raised a Catholic, but since her marriage, has embraced Scientology, her husband’s religion. Holmes recently called a...read more

STUFF FROM ALL OVER

SURI CRUISE IS ONE YEAR OLD TODAY - the baby girl of Tom Crusie and Katie Holmes turns one year old today, as previously implied by the headline. It's not known if the parents will throw a party for their only child, but if they do, I think a good theme would be something based on the Green River Killer. Maybe Rommel.PARIS MIGHT GO TO JAIL - Paris Hilton will face a judge on May 4th and might actually end up in jail....read more

ONLY TOM CRUISE CAN SAVE US

At least 33 people are now dead and another two dozen wounded after a lone shooter walked the campus of Virginia Tech yesterday, killing indiscriminately. In the wake of such tragedy, people always wonder what steps could have been taken to prevent it. Luckily for us, Hollywood's favorite cult Scientology has it all figured out. Whew! Calling themselves the CCHR (the Citizens Commission on Human Rights, which is a...read more

TOM CRUISE IS FUCKIN CRAZY

Us.com says that Katie Holmes has spent hours in tears with friend Victoria Beckham because Tom Cruise is making her life miserable. Sources say:"Katie has been crying over the phone. She's frustrated. Tom is denying her every single thing. Once, Katie and Victoria talked on the phone for four hours."Which must be annoying for Cruise because it means he's getting the voice mailwhen he calls Victoria as he tries to...read more

TOM CRUISE IS A LUUUNNATIC

Katie Holmes is due to start shooting a comedy called "Mad Money" with Diane Keaton and Queen Latifah in Shreveport, La., next month and sources say Tom Cruise has made it clear to all that he will be a constant presence on set. A source says:"Tom has called producers and told them he will be on set every day. He wants to observe what's going on and will probably help Katie out." Except replace the words "observe" and...read more

KATIE HOLMES IS A ZOMBIE

Us magazine says that Katie Holmes bizarre behavior at the Academy Awards Vanity Fair Oscar party has raised even more questions about her relationship with Tom Cruise. Holmes spent most of her time on the red carpet strikingly demure and subservient, quietly standing behind Cruise and bowing her head. Us says:Upon arriving at the famed afterparty, Cruise urged his bride to pose for a photograph alone. "Take a shot of...read more

TOM CRUISE IS LIKE JESUS

Tom Cruise is being compared to Jesus Christ inside the Church of Scientology and they have chosen him to spread the word of their faith around the world. Church leader David Miscavige believes that in the future, Cruise will be worshipped like Jesus for his work to raise awareness of the religion. A source tells the Sun UK:"Tom has been told he is Scientology’s Christ-like figure. Like Christ, he’s been criticized...read more