Thursday afternoon headlines

By brendon October 28, 2010 @ 7:23 PM

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MISSION IMPOSSIBLE 4 – will officially be called, ‘M:I 4: Ghost Protocol’. Clearly they’re going for a vibe like the ‘Call of Duty’ or Tom Clancy games. Or a handbook for the recently dead. But probably the COD thing. (e!)

DEADPOOL – has had a script floating around for a while, getting insanely positive reviews from those who have read it, and now you can too. Download it and print it out. Just think of all the mad pussy you’ll get when the ladies see you reading this! (IHC)

COURTNEY LOVE - went shopping. Drunk. Panties. Profanity. The whole usual thing. Seriously, how long has she been a woman? There’s no way she was born a woman, right? (wenn)

Ethan Hunt is all ripped out

By brendon October 06, 2010 @ 3:35 PM

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Tom Cruise, who is 48 years old by the way, was filming some stunts for ‘Mission: Impossible 4′ today in Prague, and it looks like there’s gonna be a little something for the ladies in this one. Tumbling. Girls love gymnastics.

(source = splash news and wenn)

Whose heels were higher: Cameron Diaz or Tom Cruise?

By brendon September 30, 2010 @ 6:14 PM

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I guess the Daily Mail was the first to point this out, but Cameron Diaz is 5’9″ and Tom Cruise is 5’7″. And earlier this week she wore 4 inch heels to the Japanese premiere of ‘Knight and Day’. And yet…

Give Cruise credit though, because the lifts in his shoes and the extra high soles are very subtle. I guess when you’re short you have to do this kind of thing. I wouldn’t know of course because I’m a rugged 6’5″, an adventurous hunk who lives for danger, as if you couldn’t tell by my shark tooth necklace and snug-fit safari shorts.

Tom Cruise is a pro

By brendon September 29, 2010 @ 4:46 PM

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Tom Cruise is in Prague today for the first day of filming on ‘Mission Impossible 4’, which is surprising because yesterday he was in Tokyo for the Japanese premiere of ‘Knight and Day’. That flight has to be, like, 200 miles (I’m not good with numbers). Even if they went 70 the whole way it had to take all night.

Tom Cruise has his faults, he’s crazy for example, but at least when you hire that guy you get a professional. A guy who goes to work and doesn’t make excuses. Keep in mind this is an actor we’re talking about, and 95 percent of all actors are fragile sissies. Jim Carey could see a red car or get an ice cream headache and you might as shut down production because you’re not filming shit for 6 months.

Tuesday night headlines

By brendon September 28, 2010 @ 9:01 PM

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MISSION IMPOSSIBLE 4 – has added Josh Holloway from ‘Lost’ to the cast as a member of Tom Cruises team. His characters specialty is on missions where being really really handsome helps in some way. (hollywood reporter)

BRAD PITT – was always thought to be the only choice to play Professor Moriarty in the ‘Sherlock Holmes’ sequel, but today the role was given to Jared Harris, the son of legendary actor Richard Harris (here he is as a prisoner on ‘Fringe’.) It’s a terrible choice. If this guy was any good he’d be famous. Thanks for ruining the movie, dick. I swear to God you’re gonna pay for this! (latino review)

TRUE GRIT – has a new trailer. Can anything look better than a remake of the great John Wayne movie, directed by the Coen Brothers and starring Jeff Bridges, Matt Damon and Josh Brolin? Yes, as it turns out. Lots and lots of things. (quicktime)

BRITNEY SPEARS – did some shopping around West Hollywood in these kick ass shorts. For a bra you might ask? Nope. Apparently not.

You would cry too if you had to see Knight and Day

By brendon September 28, 2010 @ 3:15 PM

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Like a dark ominous cloud over the sea rolling in the from the west, ‘Knight and Day’ had it’s Japanese premiere in Tokyo earlier today.

Tom Cruise scared some little kids (“Why his crothes so tight? No I no want see, he rook rike pervert!!”) but thanks to things like Gamera and Pokemon, Japanese kids think ugly monsters are friendly and here to protect them, so when Cameron Diaz arrived, she turned those frowns upside down.