Joan Rivers enlisted Ray J’s help to make a spoof of Kim Kardashian’s sex tape, because it’s not like he has anything better to do than to continue sucking the dust out of the corpse of the one thing... READ MORE

Zac Efron might be battling his inner demons by trying to beat the shit out of homeless people. At least that’s the theory that I’m working on this morning, as we all try to figure out why the fuck... READ MORE

It used to be, you kind of knew what was on most of TV. If somebody mentioned a show, you’d either seen it, heard of it, or passed over it one night and found it stupid and shitty and... READ MORE

I don’t know how you design a dress that is both see-through, and at the same time can secrete forty pounds of excess gunt. Whoever made Kim Kardashian’s dress for the superbly boring Seth Meyer’s show appearance deserves some... READ MORE

Just because Maxim is circling the toilet bowl, doesn’t mean they didn’t help discover a few good looking girls along the way. Discover may not be the right term. We used to use that for Columbus and America before... READ MORE

I don’t know how old Cindy Crawford is exactly and I’m not going to Google it because I’ll spend several hours looking at old nude photos of her. I don’t have time for that, not right now. She’s still... READ MORE

The Internet loves a feel good story. I’m sure Upworthy is A/B testing emotionally provocative headlines for this tale of a girl abandoned by her mom just after birth in a Burger King bathroom in Allentown, Pennsylvania. Like most... READ MORE

Maria Menounos is either leaving her gig on Extra or not. According to highly almost never reliable Page Six, Maria’s contract isn’t being renewed because she’s a diva who hates AC Slater and is asking for too much money.... READ MORE

Andrew Garfield revealed that he puts a lot of thought into how much dick he tucks back in his Spiderman suit. An interviewer asked Garfield how he handled his package in the skin tight Spidey suit. Apparently, he spent... READ MORE

It’s really great that Jessica Pare can joke about her own massive raping redneck beaver teeth. Because I can’t. I’ve watched Mad Men a few times and they trick you with those long slow tilts up Jessica’s great body... READ MORE