go kill yourself

January 6, 2010 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz pulled off one of the greatest practical jokes of all time today in NYC, when they ditched the paparazzi by going into a store that sells masks. A few minutes later an old gypsy... READ MORE

monday afternoon headlines

November 3, 2009 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

MEL GIBSON – has a new baby girl. His Russian girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva gave birth Friday afternoon. Luckily she wasn’t born one day later, on Halloween, or else like 15 different prophecies in the Torah would have come true. ... READ MORE

friday morning headlines

October 30, 2009 | bikini | editor| 0 Comments

LINDSAY LOHAN – is sleeping with guys again. Or at least she left a hotel with one, a model named Pete Smith. Wow, sex with Lindsay Lohan! What an amazing accomplishment. She must think he’s really special. (the sun)... READ MORE

Ashlee Simpson got fired

October 23, 2009 | beach | editor| 0 Comments

You have to wake up pretty early in the morning to fool the CW. Those people are really smart. No one watches ‘Melrose Place’, but it gets press anyway because the cast features Ashlee Simpson and Heather Locklear. With... READ MORE

what in the hell is that

September 4, 2009 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Ashlee Simpson has looked awesome lately on occasion (here for example) which makes these pictures of her in New York today completely perplexing. Either Helen Thomas looks terrific or Ashlee has been hexed by something. READ MORE

Melrose Place is gonna suck

August 5, 2009 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

The cast of the the new “Melrose Place” has been gathered for the first time to present them to the media, and, um … really? If your plan is to get a bunch of sexy girls, and Ashlee Simpson... READ MORE

hahaha, you suck ashlee

April 9, 2009 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Yesterday Ashlee Simpson was beaming with pride as she posted a new picture with her baby on Twitter.  Ashlees husband Pete Wentz wasn’t in the picture with them, because the night before his band had a concert at the... READ MORE

afternoon headlines

March 26, 2009 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

ASHLEE SIMPSON – Page Six says, “Party animals-turned-parents Ashlee and Pete are having trouble … ‘(they’re) on the rocks. He is going out all the time and she's stuck at home’ ”. The story is way better if you... READ MORE

ashlee is going to melrose place

March 9, 2009 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

I’ll never forget the first time I saw Ashlee Simpson on a TV series.  She of course got her big break seven years ago on the WB series "7th Heaven".  Just to be clear, when I say I'll never... READ MORE

leave jessica alone!

January 28, 2009 | Photos | editor| 0 Comments

Noted women’s rights advocate Ashlee Simpson has taken to her myspace to defend her newly fat and unattractive sister.  Ashlee says: I am completely disgusted by the headlines concerning my sister's weight. A week after the inauguration and with... READ MORE



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