Adrianne Palicki was the best thing about Friday Night Lights. Well, second best to Minka Kelly when Minka Kelly wasn’t talking in her baby girl voice, which I know works for some of you, but was five to six... READ MORE

It’s good to be hot and from anywhere. Barbara Palvin is 19 and from Hungary. If you’re ugly and 19 in Hungary, you’re pretty much fucked. But if you look like Barbara Palvin, you’re making bank and visiting the... READ MORE

Having bet on Lincoln in my company office pool, I thought I was the most pissed dude in the world when Argo was announced as the Best Picture of the Year. But, no, it’s the Iranians. According to the... READ MORE

“If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.” – Kris Jenner, applying lube to Kanye Image Source – Splash News, WENN READ MORE

Justin Bieber ran around London yesterday grabbing his dick and wearing a gas mask. I’m told the cops over there don’t carry guns. Excellent. I’m also told Bieber is a huge Argentina fan. To be clear, Scotland Yard, my... READ MORE

Congratulations Karina Derizans, yesterday you were nobody and now you’re Internet famous. Yes, now strangers get to openly dream about putting stuff into your ass, but don’t freak out. There’s no way someone with your talents will have to... READ MORE

There’s nothing better/hotter/luckier than when a sexy Russian/Brazilian/Namibian girl/woman wants you to see her nipples/ass/vagina. A good looking model/actress/Old Navy salesgirl in a low cut top/short dress/tight pants demanding your attention/money/seed. Irina Shayk on the way to the Mario... READ MORE

Despite the ardent few who have booked flights for Guyana to sip the crimson juice, we’ve been receiving a mass of letters from those requesting to fill the shoes of the former Messiah. Hey, the king is dead, long... READ MORE

Kendra Wilkinson by day and by night. Busy beaver be the former stripper turned into mom-friendly book writer, appearing by day at a practice session for what certainly must be the most idiotic television program in the long annals... READ MORE

Still finding it weird that we live in a country where oral sex is outlawed in numerous states, but the worst of the worst media content can be distributed to 90 million homes by MTV and shows like Jersey... READ MORE