Fergie Furgly Nude And Other Shit Around The Web

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Leo DiCaprio's New Model

Life for Leonardo DiCaprio is amazing. When you're not lying about saving glaciers, you're busy banging barely legal models. read more

Heidi Montag Glowing

Heidi Montag is milking her larvae for all it's worth by posing for anyone who gets wet thinking about a pregnant mangled Barbie. The reality television sensation opens up to blog The Fullest about being an international joke. Montag also beaches herself on Beyoncé's... read more

ESPN's Slave Auction Goes Over Well (VIDEO)

Every purely moral crusade must eventually begin consuming its own tale. ESPN is now under fire for a fantasy football player auction skit that too closely resembled a slave auction of the antebellum South. read more

Kim Kardashian Racist Defense Apology

Racists are all the rage right now, and Kim Kardashian seemed to have caught the bug for a millisecond before denouncing her wavering convictions. Apparently there's someone alive on this planet named Jeffree Star, and apparently, he's a makeup artist who talked shit... read more

Christina El Moussa Wants Her Money

It's not easy being a divorced bleach blonde 34-year old in Orange County. Not like the ten thousand others of your ilk remarrying business men looking for trophy wives and a blow job on the major holidays and every third Tuesday.  read more

Drink Wine With Jennifer Lawrence and Her Breasts and Save The Nation (VIDEO)

Hollywood celebrities have come to discover large amounts of corruption in national politics, on or about November 9th of last year. Prior to that, Goldman Sachs and Chevron were doing the right thing with their PAC and speech money. Also, Russia had a sweet national... read more

Ireland Baldwin Ass And Other Shit Around The Web

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Alabama Also Says DTF Teachers Good to Go With Their Teen Students

An Alabama judge declared it unconstitutional to punish teachers for banging their sixteen and over students since that is the age of majority in the Southern state. read more

Mr. Skin Podcast Ep 58: Amy Schumer's Breast & A Phoebe Cates Flash(back)

The boob tube is back on top this week, with a scorching lesbian-tinged threesome on Insecure, and Jessica Biel getting some oral pleasure on The Sinner. Amy Schumer’s nude debut in Snatched is finally out on Blu-ray, and it’s certainly tickling our funny bone. Plus,... read more

Gigi Hadid Underwhelms

I thought people turned to Vogue for aspirational fashion. Not to dress like a woman Cara Delevingne would Snapchat herself tongue fucking in an Urban Outfitters changing room.   read more

Tiger Woods Toxicology Report Is a National Emergency

Toxicology reports were force-released by an ESPN public records request, revealing Woods blood contained zero alcohol. Though a nice cocktail of Vicodin, Dilaudid (Morphine derivative), Xanax, Ambien, and weed. read more