Omarosa Offered Piers Morgan A Piece

February 15, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Sometimes adults have a hard time being adults, especially when feelings are involved. Most women just have the hardest time dealing with rejection when they’ve been told their entire life that they have the golden ticket tucked between their legs. No man can ever say no, and if they do they must be exclusive members […]

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Kate Upton Face Plants Off Rock Topless

February 14, 2018 | Celebs | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Kate Upton might not have nabbed the cover of Sports Illustrated: Swimsuit Edition this year, but she is going viral for face-planting off a rock with no one there to catch her, which is kind of the dream if you think about it. Models have the most longevity in the industry when they create a brand […]

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Some Guy Is Actually Sticking It To Amy Schumer

February 14, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Every now and then the impossible happens. Men discover a way to walk on the moon, the Philadelphia Eagles finally win a Super Bowl, Amy Schumer finally finds a boyfriend. Schumer is no longer single because of her stunning good looks and infectiously funny style of comedy. That sounds almost as stupid as those new […]

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Free Celeb T&A&Vag At Peeper’s Choice Award!

February 14, 2018 | advertisement | editor| 0 Comments

#AD. Those of you sick of the PC nudity revolution – capped by Lena “When I show my breasts onscreen it’s my ART doofus” Dunham will find a welcomed reprieve with the Mr. Skin Peeper’s Choice Awards. It is here that you can strip away context to objectify actresses like they were meant to be […]

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Reese Witherspoon Rooting For Female Flicks To Fail

February 14, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Reese Witherspoon doesn’t want to bask in the bath of hypocritical BS most women in Hollywood would sacrifice their male counterpart’s career for. Female only by association Leslie Jones is probably legs spread underneath the figurative tub’s faucet almost at the point of orgasm over the ability to benefit as a victim while being in […]

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Sacha Baron Pays OJ 20K For Cameo

February 14, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

The last outfit I ever want to see OJ in is a neon green Speedo onesie. Sacha Baron Cohen is no stranger to showing audiences everything they never knew they needed to see. I’m pretty sure if he has a scene in this new movie like he did in Bruno where he used illegal immigrants […]

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Bella Thorne Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin

February 14, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Women manically twirling in front of the camera makes up an increasingly large percentage of the Internet, and while no one, and I do mean no one, will look as unhinged as Britney Spears doing her Kohl’s fashion shows, Bella Thorne is a worthy runner-up in this new Instagram video. Before we get to her predator […]

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Gnarly. Shaun White A Douchebag, But Not For Sexual Assault

February 14, 2018 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Anyone watching the Olympics last night knows first and foremost that North Korean figure skaters are only allowed to pick outfits inspired by Tron, and secondly that snowboarder Shaun White is probably the biggest douchebag in the world. He’s a late-to-the-game Gen X-er who is moved to tears by his own success and says things […]

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Marlon Brando’s Son In Denial And Disbelief Over Gay Daddy

February 14, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

The world of celebrity was a different beast back when Marlon Brando and Richard Pryor were big names. Ultimate decadence has always been defined as diddling another dude’s dick just because you can. The only difference is that you kept quiet about it in the 70s. It was called being polite. When you have women […]

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