Paige A Jennings, whose given porn name is Veronica Vain, continues to milk her fairly decent gimmick about how she was fired from her Wall Street job because her boss recognized naked photos of her on the Internet. At this point her only options would be to sue the ever loving shit out of the company or delve headfirst into porn on a whim. Vain wrote a lengthy boner killing piece explaining how she is a marketing genius. In it she brags openly about how smart she is even though nobody is asking. You do porn. Rationalize it on your own time. People don’t really care anymore, but it’s not a triumph over the adversity of working forty hours a week:

“I know this is the right path for me: I have the brains, sexuality, passion, confidence, and personality to be successful if I play my cards right. Still, I hope I do not become some sort of inspiration to women to follow in my footsteps unless they, too, struggle with an immense libido and above average interest in sexuality combined with common sense and intelligence. But, as for me, I have no regrets. I can’t go back, and I wouldn’t if I could. I am Veronica Vain.”

I’m sorry did you just feed a hungry child or take a load on your face? Vain really wants you to think she’s not just another porn star, even though she’s just another porn star. Insecure and the self-awareness of a garden snail. Zero women not on anti-depressants since middle school are following in your footsteps and nobody is listening to what you have to say. In fact my laptop is on mute right now. Solid work.

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