PBS Wants A Piece Of MeToo Action

January 18, 2018 | News | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Objectifying women is only wrong when men do it. Throwing advertisements on the side of the MeToo victim train is completely fine if you’re a corporation cutting a check and not an individual member of the evil penis wielding patriarchy. MeToo has everyone’s attention at the moment and where there are focused eyes there is […]

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#MeToo Trademarked Makeup Could Be On The Way

January 18, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

The #MeThree! movement was officially laid to rest when Aziz Ansari’s anonymous sexual assault accuser detailed events in her EXPOSÉ that occur in about nine out of ten dates nationwide. Bari Weiss even wrote in The New York Times that the encounter reads as nothing more than  “bad sex.” Just look at Ansari. It was going to […]

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James Gunn Fat Shames Donald Trump

January 18, 2018 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

In a move that proves fat shaming is an entirely invented offense for the sake of women feeling offended on an as-needed basis, politically progressive Hollywood director James Gunn came out and called Donald Trump a big fat liar. Emphasis on the fat. A long time Trump Administration anger-management, Gunn proposed on social media that […]

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Taylor Swift Continues Trademark Takeover of the World

January 18, 2018 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Taylor Swift continues to trademark inane child-like lyrics from her hit songs to the benefit of moving licensed merchandise with the phrases. It makes no sense unless your fifteen and your parents think buying you useless crap will make you hate them less. So, half of American girls, and about a quarter of the rest […]

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Men’s Rights Activist Deletes Women From Star Wars Film

January 17, 2018 | News | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

I’m able to empathize with movements like MGTOW and their affiliates until their levels of petty exceed rationality which happened recently. Being passed around as a torrent available for download is the men-only version of Star Wars: The Last Jedi. Are all female versions of the films we know and love ridiculous? Yes. Do men […]

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Halle Berry Sweetest Juice and Crap Around the Web

January 17, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Pia Mia Perez bikini beauty of the day (DrunkenStepfather) Who’d you rather: Kim Kardashian v Sofia Richie (TMZ) Margaret Atwood eaten alive by her own angry women cubs (TerribleWords) Kendall Jenner braless in a tight sheer top (TaxiDriverMovie) Halle Berry looks stunning on the red carpet (Egotastic) Macy Chanel: Instagram Hottie of the Week (EgotasticAllStars) Lily Mo Sheen in a bikini so […]

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Taylor Swift Stalked By Guy With Gun

January 17, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Times were much simpler when all of the men in Taylor Swift’s life only wanted to grab her bare ass. Inconvenient yes, but not potentially life threatening. Now Taylor has an unofficial 58-year-old boyfriend bodyguard combo carrying a concealed weapon and heading her way. He’s stated to the police that his primary objective is protecting […]

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Ellen Pompeo On Weinstein: I Batted “The S*** Out Of My Eyelashes”

January 17, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

I was once told that the actors who really have it figured out are the ones that nab spots on long-running television shows. By not having to jet set from project to project, they can settle their asses down, have kids, and basically mimic the lives of nobodies, morning commute and all. Except they get […]

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A Couple Of Women Feud Over Eating Cooch

January 17, 2018 | Uncategorized | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Women are more sexually fluid than men in general. The entire world knows what goes on at slumber parties. Sex doll with a soul Kim Zolciak and someone else with the misfortune of the name Kandi Burruss are arguing over oral sex. Allegedly Kandi wanted to taste Kim. When a woman like Kim has obviously […]

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Sharon Stone Thinks Sexual Harassment Is A Joke

January 17, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Certain situations get better with time as we evolve as a society together. But sometimes seeing that progression may rub certain celebrities the wrong way. In a world where everything with a vagina ever filmed or photographed is getting their 15 minutes of fame, Sharon Stone was asked to contribute to the sexual misconduct in […]

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