Alessandra Ambrosio Rides 'Em, Gay Cowboy

If you're a hot chick, a gay best friend is as key to your happiness as the guy you married for convenience, kids, or your ass waxing esthetician. You could easily live without those others. Your fellow models are far too sinister to confide in anything more than the state of the zika virus in their home more

Karate Teacher Stephannie Figueroa Arrested For Sending Nudes To 11 Year Old Student

Once Congress is done posturing on gun control, it's time to get down to the business of female teacher predators. There has been a stiff rise in the number of twenty and thirty-something female teachers throwing themselves sexually at their students as young as hairless. The public seems divided as to the right balance between punishing sexual predators and applauding the good fortune of shy boys getting fully more

Kendall Jenner Ditched Her Bra and Fucked Her Friends

Attractive girls can never be friends. Public attention and notoriety is a fixed pie. If that bitch gets it, you lose it. There's no rising tide lifts all boats sentiment seeping through these posing girl social more

Ali Family Member Tries To Sell Funeral Footage

A member of Muhammed Ali's family reportedly secretly filmed Ali's private funeral and is shopping the footage around and asking for a million bucks. He probably won't be invited to the Christmas Party. It seems cell phones were not allowed so he must have wired up some cool spy more

Selma Blair Has Demons

There's no better way to cap off a Father's Day holiday retreat with your young son and husband than getting lit up on prescription meds and wine and getting carted off the airplane in a stretcher. It wasn't about you this one day. Apparently she just couldn't handle more

Celeste Guap Underaged Pussy Imbroglio

This chick just brought down the Oakland Police Department. Assuming you ignore the corruption, scandal, incompetence, and internal ethics investigations before she even arrived. Celeste Guap is the teen daughter of a police dispatcher who also hooked on the side because Skecher's don't pay for themselves. Celeste's name started to appear in IAD reports when the department was investigating the suicide of an more

Caroline Wozniacki Cleavy Treats And Shit Around The Web

Caroline Wozniacki one of those rare world class female athletes that could also be some kind of model. That's probably sexist. Though not as sexist as wanting to bang her in her tennis skirt while calling women's professional sports a sad more

ESPY's Righting the PC Ship

The ESPY's switched things up this year by naming somebody courageous to be the recipient of the Arthur Ashe Courage Award. Zaevion Dobson was a Tennessee high school football player who threw himself on top of three girls during a drive by gang shooting, taking the bullets and saving their lives. Seems reasonably more

Juli Proven in A Bikini

This chick is from Colombia. She changed her sir name to something vaguely Anglo-Saxon and finished somewhere near the top of Maxim's Hometown Hotties search back in the day before Maxim did galleries of dudes next to McLaren's and dared you not to get more

Blake Lively Slips in the Inevitable

In between making babies with Ryan Reynolds, the dream of every woman with a uterus and a channel to get Reynolds sperm therein, Blake Lively is making movies the studio won't let critics review until immediately prior to release. That's akin to posting blurry selfies on a dating site. Attractive people somehow find working more

Michael Jackson's Porn Collection Wasn't Like Yours

A 2003 Santa Barbara County Sheriff's report list the contents of all the porn and poppers collected at the Neverland Ranch in their initial raid surrounding the eventual criminal case against Michael Jackson for grooming and playing naked gin rummy with prepubescent boys at his estate through the more

Kesha Has Arrived

Kesha accused music producer Dr. Luke of raping her with the indisputable evidence of absolutely zilch. She's now the de facto victim twice over in the eyes of ideologue feminists and Taylor Swift for whom a tossed out rape case just means another man walks more

Taylor Swift Has Vag Will Travel

Taylor Swift is a dangerous sociopath and the brains behind 9-11. She wan't twelve, she was a precocious twelve. She most likely owns several strap-ons which makes sense because all of her boyfriends are gay and her vag is dryer than the conditions that created the more

Charlie Sheen Didn't Tell 25 People He Had HIV

Charlie Sheen told Piers Morgan that he didn't tell twenty-five of his sexual partners that he had HIV, but that he didn't have unprotected sex with them. Believe him on this, he seems like a good more

Where Have All the Cowboys Gone?

Journalism is dead. There are tiny niches here and there that offer unfettered news and information and opinion without fear of aggrieving a protected class. Like women who want to be equal to men except for the continued right to seek civil and criminal remedy when their sensibilities are offendedread more