Paris Hilton is 40 Years Old and Not Married

February 18, 2021 | Celebs | Sensai Dani| 0 Comments

Paris Hilton was proposed to yesterday by her boyfriend of 15 months Carter Reum. This is her fourth time being engaged. Paris Hilton is forty years old and has never been married. No annulments, no Vegas wedding Britney style,... READ MORE

Brandi Granville Wants to Be Eaten

February 17, 2021 | Celebs | Sensai Dani| 0 Comments

After watching the Richard Ramirez documentary Night Stalker and seeing how many groupies came out of the woodwork for the psychopathic killer, I just knew disgraced celeb Armie Hammer was going to have his Instagram DM’s flooded.  Armie is... READ MORE

Potato Chip Girl Can be a Bitch

February 16, 2021 | Celebs | Media Man| 0 Comments

I read the article from our sister site about Barney’s hairstylist thinking “that purple dinosaur had hair?!?” For us uncultured swiners, Barneys is a “luxury department store” in New York and perhaps elsewhere, but for those who live off... READ MORE

Grillo Gets it

February 15, 2021 | Celebs | Media Man| 0 Comments

Why are the Tough Guy actors the most self-aware hombres in Hollywood, while the effeminate Jared Letos are all about delusion and scented oils and shart? Okay, maybe the answer’s itself – we blue-collar mechanics and Amazon drivers are... READ MORE

Revealing Stupidity

February 11, 2021 | News | Media Man| 0 Comments

The cost of Reveal Parties keeps going up, in terms of greenbacks, personnel, and the spectacle vs safety quotient. The principle of the event is clear – a dramatic way to reveal the gender of your unborn child –... READ MORE

Bad Sushi

February 5, 2021 | News | Media Man| 0 Comments

Anyone who’s played pandemic simulation games knows that the best way to spread a virus is to host the Olympics – and Tokyo is all hands to the oars this summer, even though most of the locals don’t want... READ MORE

The Dream is Over

February 5, 2021 | SPORTS | Media Man| 0 Comments

Onoz – the National Women’s Hockey League is folding bc virus! Well, it’s obviously folding bc money (taint got enough), but as per ESPN the 10 game tournament for World Champion (we guess) is over. Yeah I never heard... READ MORE

Emo on Point

February 3, 2021 | Media | Media Man| 0 Comments

Soon to be President Kamala Harris (don’t tell me that crony cog Biden lives for another 4 years – he looks and sounds like his warranty is past expired) has a step-daughter Ella Emhoff, who is apparently female and... READ MORE

You Can Win Amal

February 1, 2021 | Celebs | Media Man| 0 Comments

We’re always a bit suspicious of pretty men that women like but that Men are only interested in their wardrobe – guys like Chris Pine, Jared Leto, Leo, Benedict Cumberbatch (and not just bc he’s English), Johnny Depp (who’s... READ MORE

Women Objectifying Themselves

January 29, 2021 | Celebs | Media Man| 0 Comments

Keira Knightley will no longer strip for the camera if a man is directing the movie, because she’s a Mom now and all Men are Pigs. You can read the whole thing on the Interwebs but let’s scope-out the... READ MORE


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