Serena Williams Can't Stop Looking Amazing

Every time Serena Williams introduces a new women's fashion line or accessory, it's hard not to be wrenched back to childhood when mom made you tell your aunt how much you loved your new unsightly Christmas sweater. read more

Joanna Krupa Can't Let the Snatch Smack Go

Joanna Krupa learned nothing from fending off charges of being an escort before making a decent buck in modeling. She's moved on to letting linger this lawsuit she filed against Real Housewives co-worker Brandi Glanville for claiming on air that Krupa both slept with... read more

Ashley Graham Hulk Smash

When you're known solely for capitalizing on a bizarre cultural perversion seeking to normalize obesity, doing a photo spread where you hoist up a twink is either the best or worst thing you can do. read more

Cody Alan Gay Hick

Country music DJ Cody Alan just revealed he's gay. You know when someone tips you off to a surprise party and you have to act like you're shocked? Alan being an obvious gay would be totally fine and harmless and good for the neighborhood if not for the fact that he was... read more

Taylor Swift Shows Off Little Round Ta-Tas And Shit Around The Web

Taylor Swift hits the town in a tight tank top at the gym. By hitting the town, that would be seven seconds from private car service to the backdoor of the gym with private bodyguard running interference. read more

The Hough Family Dancers Seem Tight

It's cute when little brothers and sisters dance together and perform little holiday numbers. It's more disturbing when they're dirty dancing at thirty. read more

Kate Upton Does Marilyn Monroe For Love Magazine

Retiring from the public eye at twenty-two because photos of you naked and covered in man seed leaked onto the Internet set many people against Kate Upton. The photos confused Upton's insistence that the term "sex object" made her very uncomfortable. read more

White Michael Jackson Sickens Paris

There remains a not large, but not insignificant Michael Jackson fan base of largely heavyset women who idolized Jackson in his life, and beatified him in his death. Those very same hordes went ballistic when it was announced the very white actor Joseph Fiennes would be... read more

These El Moussas Seem Like Very Practical El Moussas

Tarek and Christina El Moussa are filming a new season of Flip or Flop for HGTV despite their very public split and Tarek's recent legal filing for spousal support. A happy working couple show starring a husband and wife currently divorcing and fucking other people would... read more

Good for the Weeknd, Go Get Some

The Weeknd has established a solid niche for himself. Both professionally with his pop music, iconic hair, and Michael Jackson styled voice, and more importantly, in fucking famous young pop culture chicks. read more

Victoria Beckham Pens a Letter to Her 18-Year Old Self

Women's magazines are fond of the literary conceit where vapid older celebrities write advice letters to their younger celebrity self. It's a conspicuously inane exercise for women who spend hours a day discussing shoes. Also, Kobe Bryant. read more

Leah McSweeney Smears Michael Che

Leah McSweeney is the creator of a clothing line called Married to the Mob, popular among Planned Parenthood regulars and hoes who spend a lot of time in all-inclusive resorts. read more