Jessica Alba looked cute/hot as hell last night when she dressed up as Dora the Explorer for a Halloween party. Thank god she’s an actress and not a cop. If she wore this as part of some pedophile sting operation, LA would be a ghost town. Every single guy in California would be in jail. You could walk the streets like Omega Man, with all the buildings covered in vines and wild deer grazing on Sunset.
(source = pacific coast news)
Combining Audrina Patridge and her huge breasts with a Halloween costume that was essentially see-thru sounds perfect, but somehow it didn’t work at all and was just kind of boring. She had to have other options. I’d like to see how she would look as Daisy Duke. I’d also like to see how she would look covered in my semen, but let’s start with the Daisy Duke thing. That seems to be a more manageable goal.
(source = splash news online)
I’m not the one who hired Holly Madison and Playmate Laura Croft to host my Halloween party at the MGM Grand in Las Vegas, but if I were I’d be outraged. What the hell is this? What the hell are you two wearing? This isn’t some kids birthday party, it’s Halloween in Vegas and you’re Playmates. I don’t wanna bring the police into this, but you two better start stripping and giggling and kissing immediately.
(source = wenn. laura croft centerfold here)
I really hope some more picture of this show up later, because these are essentially identical, and the idea of Isla Fisher dressed as Catwoman holds a great deal of promise. I can’t believe these are all that I could find. I’d have gotten some amazing pictures if she had come to my house. “Hold on one second, I have to open a new bag of candy,” I would say to buy time as I soaked a rag in chloroform.
(source = inf daily)
The picture source for these said that James Gandolfini got dressed up as Homer Simpson for Halloween yesterday, and at first it seemed like they were just making a fat joke, but then he put on his Homer Simpson mask. And all I can say is AHH WHATTHEFUCK! Did he rip the eyes open with his bare hands. That is not a mask you want to see when you open the door to a stranger. If I saw a big dude standing in my door in this mask I would just push my girlfriend into him and then run away. I’m very sensible.
(source = fame pictures)
Dutch supermodel Doutzen Kroes is also in St Barths this week to shoot for the new Victorias Secret catalog, and even though she’s awesome looking, she had to follow Alessandra Ambrosia on this same beach. And it’s not her fault, but compared to Alessandra, every other woman is a pig. God I really hate her now. “Boo, you suck! Go away fatty! Bring back the other one!”
