This is Your Captain Speaking

September 14, 2020 | News | Media Man| 0 Comments

Ah, the hypocrisy of celebrity nudity. Steroid actor Chris Evans – who plays Captain America and no-one remembers what else – “accidentally” shared a dick-pic to his many followers this weekend. We’re sure it’s very impressive in its state... READ MORE

Ray vs Hollywood, Part 2

September 11, 2020 | News | Media Man| 0 Comments

Actor Ray Fisher continues to stoke his vast (hahaha jk) army of followers in his battle with Warner Brothers, regarding his mistreatment on the set of “Justice League” 3 years ago. He was abused by star director Joss Whedon... READ MORE

Gender-Blind Casting

September 9, 2020 | News | Media Man| 0 Comments

A new season of “Magnum PI” starts this week, but most of us have never watched it (or even heard about it) because Magnum is now a woman’s show. The fact it’s not broadcast on Lifetime or Oxygen is... READ MORE

Kick the Damn Ball

September 8, 2020 | Photos | Media Man| 0 Comments

As college and NFL football return to the field, we’re initiated with articles about how dangerous any gathering at any stadium anywhere is. Big Media, whose sole purpose is to sell fear and outrage, is talking to anyone with... READ MORE

Kate Upton – Dream Woman

September 4, 2020 | Celebs | Media Man| 0 Comments

We at WWTDD aren’t against women – for example, there’s Kate Upton. Based on what we know about Upton and her recent pic on the gram, we’d like to reaffirm our undying love for this American Goddess. The reasons... READ MORE

Virtual Signalling with Popcorn

September 3, 2020 | News | Media Man| 0 Comments

Remember when going to the cinema wasn’t a political event? There’s mucho reasons to see a movie besides what’s on the screen – air conditioning, grade-B popcorn, getting to second base with a bored MILF. Now Hollywood and Those... READ MORE

Rose McGowan, Naked Feminist

September 1, 2020 | News | Media Man| 0 Comments

God bless Rose McGowan – or whatever deity you hold dear (Kratos?). For a shrill harpy she’s still pixie cute, and her deranged justification of going naked to Hollywood events is insightful in a psychological, forensic sorta way. The... READ MORE

Jason Momoa is sorta Metal

August 31, 2020 | News | Media Man| 0 Comments

There’s some guys you want to hang with in Hollywood – Tom Hanks, Denzel, and Leo (of course) – and some to avoid bc they are effeminate nihilists e.g. Jared Leto. It seems Jason Momoa doesn’t get his due... READ MORE

The System Works

August 28, 2020 | News | Media Man| 0 Comments

Let’s all pour a 40 of candy-flavored liquor on the cell floor for pedophile R. Kelly, who incurred the wrath of his fellow inmates at Chicago’s Metropolitan Correctional Center this week (sounds like someplace outa an Orwellian sci-fi on... READ MORE

Billie Eilish Trying Not to be Sexy

August 26, 2020 | Gossip | Media Man| 0 Comments

Calling Billie Eilish a professional singer is like saying Bugs Bunny is a rabbit – it’s accurate on some level, but dishonest in reality. If you put Eilish beside Adele – the Classic version or the new Calorie-Wise edition... READ MORE
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