Follow Your Dreams

August 2, 2021 | News | Media Man| 0 Comments

Despite Big Media’s insistence that they’d be canceled, the summer Olympics are running full-tilt in pandemic Japan, with apps and ads that seem hesitant to Celebrate the games as in days of yore. The message to “follow your dreams”... READ MORE

Emily Equipping Teenagers

July 28, 2021 | Celebs | Media Man| 0 Comments

If you thought teenage boys already spend too much time wanking to Emily Ratajkowski videos (and who can blame them), some Irish lads are going to have blisters. Ratcow recently decided to pay for the “kit” (sports gear) for... READ MORE

Norwegian Shorts

July 27, 2021 | Celebs | Media Man| 0 Comments

Pink has decided to virtue-signal on the Norwegian women’s handball team, who were told their shorts weren’t short enough by sports officials (links below). The EDGY singer has offered to pay the fine – about $2000, or half her... READ MORE

More Beer Please

July 23, 2021 | Celebs | Media Man| 0 Comments

WWTDD is always looking for an excuse to shout-out Madison Beer, so her tie to Victoria’s Secret is welcome news. Apparently VS makes women smell good (called “fragrances”) in addition to making them look slutty (lingerie), and Beer is... READ MORE

Beauty Shaming

July 22, 2021 | Celebs | Media Man| 0 Comments

It’s easy to swipe comments on your appearance when you look like Camila Cabello. The Cuban escapee tells Fox News – and anyone who will listen to her rich-girl plight – that someone, somewhere, will talk smack on her... READ MORE

When Did Jerry OConnell Become Gay?

July 16, 2021 | Celebs | Media Man| 0 Comments

How else do you explain O’Connell’s hard-on to join “The Talk” TV show? This charming, young man – who is actually neither – has persuaded the out-of-touch producers that he’s the right replacement for potty mouth brit Sharon Osbourne... READ MORE

Jasmine Lawrence Settles In

July 14, 2021 | Celebs | Media Man| 0 Comments

We all have stories of a desirable woman saying “I want a man who makes me laugh” when they really mean “I want a man with lots of money who makes me laugh” – which explains the reason why... READ MORE

Gerard Could Do Worse

July 13, 2021 | Celebs | Media Man| 0 Comments

We at WWTDD have occasionally sent props to celebrities who act their age – using stuntmen, getting off the Gram, and not dating / marrying lulu-girls (like Nic Cage). Forever Tough Guy Gerald Butler hit the beach with beard... READ MORE

Poor Whorpin

July 8, 2021 | Celebs | Media Man| 0 Comments

You’d think when you whore yourself to a millionaire twice your age you sb able to skate through the occasional litigation storm. Not so for former (?) hawtie Erika Jayne Giraldi, who, after a judge said her ex-husband’s victims... READ MORE

Poor Britney

July 2, 2021 | Celebs | Media Man| 0 Comments

Does anyone really care about a 40 yo pop star who ruled the charts before the internet existed, and sold-out shows in Las Vegas until she didn’t? Britney Spears is still under the thumb of her father, apparently, and... READ MORE



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