Alex Rodriguez Is An Idiot

November 25, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Prince charming valuing brains over beauty only works in Disney movies and in unattractive women’s dreams. Your prince still has to come home to you after a long day of work.


A-Rod and J.Lo Meet Cute Story Will Melt Your Heart

November 1, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Alex Rodriguez and Jennifer Lopez are both divorced parents in their 40's who've found they like banging each other the thrice a month they get together in the same city. That should be enough. If only it were enough.


J-Lo Introduces A-Rod To Mother

April 4, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Jennifer Lopez, 47, and Alex Rodriguez, 41, have officially taken their middle-aged romance to the next level. The former pop star introduced the disgraced baseball player to her mother, Guadalupe Rodriguez. 


J-Lo and A-Rod An Item

March 10, 2017 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Fresh off her publicity concocted romance with Drake, Jennifer Lopez is reportedly humping Alex Rodriguez. Whatever keeps you in the news. The two have a lot in common. First off, they have the same face.


A-Rod Dating Google Founder’s Old Lady

March 28, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Alex Rodriguez is dating Anne Wojcicki, the ex-wife of super rich Sergey Brin who founded Google. She got more than a handshake upon departure. She also runs that 23 and Me genetics company that for a pouch of gold... READ MORE

Alex Rodriguez Seems Authentic

February 18, 2015 | Uncategorized | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Right after his steroid supplier was sentenced to prison, Alex Rodriguez issued an apology to the fans which he wrote out by hand possibly while shaving or having sex with a WWE Diva, or both. I remember in high school... READ MORE

Nobody Likes Alex Rodriguez

February 5, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Alex Rodriguez’ ex WWE diva girlfriend of three years has broken up with him, reportedly because he’s afraid of commitment but coincidentally his career is basically over and he’s the most hated man in New York since Bin Laden. She’s probably... READ MORE

Alex Rodriguez Is a Real Man of the People

October 21, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The whole innocent until proven guilty meme is really meant for shaky murder cases and dudes who get slapped with sex offender charges for not wanting to stand in line at stadium urinals. But there are loyalist twits who... READ MORE

Everybody Hates A-Rod (VIDEO)

August 19, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Everybody in baseball wants to see the A-Rod exit as fast as fucking possible. The longer he lingers, the more they’re going to keep throwing shit at him and making up stories about what a total dick he is. Like... READ MORE

Alex Rodriguez Wants to Be a Role Model

July 31, 2013 | Uncategorized | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

You find role models in the most unusual places. The grocery store clerk who looks the other way as a hungry child steals an apple. The prostitute who lets a war veteran slide on a handy for the good... READ MORE