A-Rod Dating Google Founder's Old Lady

Alex Rodriguez is dating Anne Wojcicki, the ex-wife of super rich Sergey Brin who founded Google. She got more than a handshake upon departure. She also runs that 23 and Me genetics company that for a pouch of gold coins allows white and black people to discover that their ancestors used to fuck each other on the down low. A-Rod has always been partial to athletic, smart, ambitious women. So, men. This in contrast to...read more

Alex Rodriguez Seems Authentic

Rightafter his steroid supplier was sentenced to prison, Alex Rodriguez issued an apology to the fans which he wrote out by hand possibly while shaving or having sex with a WWE Diva, or both. I remember in high school some of the teachers demanded work be typed. Maybe writingit in lopsided print will piss someone off. They didn't specify and I'm a cocksucker. "I accept the fact that many of you will not believe my...read more

Nobody Likes Alex Rodriguez

Alex Rodriguez' ex WWE diva girlfriend of three years has broken up with him, reportedly because he's afraid of commitment but coincidentallyhis career is basically over and he's the most hated man in New Yorksince Bin Laden. She's probably heard the gay rumors she contributed to by havinga striated eight pack and a pretty decent piece on her. If Rodriguez survives the line drives hit directly at his head by teammates...read more

Alex Rodriguez Is a Real Man of the People

The whole innocent until proven guilty meme is really meant for shaky murder cases and dudes who get slapped with sex offender charges for not wanting to stand in line at stadium urinals. But there are loyalist twits who will vociferously defend just about any accused. Like the dolts lined up outside the MLB Commissioner's office in N.Y. supporting A-Rod in his 211-game suspension appeal. They seem to be mostly...read more

Everybody Hates A-Rod (VIDEO)

Everybody in baseball wants to see the A-Rod exit as fast as fucking possible.The longer he lingers, the more they're going to keep throwing shit at him and making up stories about what a total dick he is. Like saying he leaked evidence on fellow ball players. He probably didn't, but once you're labeled the high school slut, the kids in Social Science are going to be swapping tales about you pulling a train on...read more

Alex Rodriguez Wants to Be a Role Model

You find role models in the most unusual places. The grocery store clerk who looks the other way as a hungry child steals an apple. The prostitute who lets a war veteran slide on a handy for the good of nation. And Alex Rodriguez, who won't let the distraction of all the 'noise' surrounding his certain suspensions for doping get to him: "Look, it's concerning. I have two daughters at home, and I'm sensitive to that,...read more

the definitive Alex Rodriguez picture

The reason people think Alex Rodriguez is gay because he does things like spend the day working on his tan with his manly looking girlfriend and a little dog with a pink bow in it's hair. There's no follow up point to this by the way, I'm just explaining why people think Alex Rodriguez is gay. (image source = splash)read more

Alex Rodriguez really has a type, part 2

Alex Rodriguez had a little get together at his mansion in Miami yesterday, and, no doubt by sheer coincidence, every - girl - there looked like a gladiator. Just like every other girl he's ever hung out with. Oh but he's not gay. He just likes shopping and waxing and having sex with people who have big muscles. And one time he asked the Yankees team doctor if a guy can get pregnant if a girl fucks him with a...read more

Alex Rodriguez really has a type

So, to recap, Alex Rodriguez divorced his wife, who looked like this, to date Madonna, who looked like this, then Cameron Diaz, who looked like this. And now he dates this girl, a model named Ella Magers. As a society, are we still pretending we don't have any high profile gay athletes? How much more clear does Rodriguez need to make it? Anyone who dates Madonna clearly doesn't like women. Sex with her would be like a...read more

where did Alex Rodriguez go????

Alex Rodriguez was at a parking meter in Miami yesterday, when suddenly he saw some paparazzi trying to take his picture. Thinking quickly, he ducked behind the meter to hide from them, which would have worked perfectly if the paparazzi were tyrannosaurus rex's and their vision was based on movement. In hindsight I guess I should have started this with a warning because I know it will be a real shock to Yankees fans...read more

Cameron Diaz and Alex Rodriguez dont look broken up

Last week there was a rumor that Alex Rodriguez and Cameron Diaz had broken up, but it turns out the source of that rumor was Perez Hilton, who is a jackass, possibly retarded, with a long history of simply making things up. That seems to be the case this time too, because these pictures show Cameron and Alex in Miami earlier today, going to Starbucks and having lunch and then getting on a private jet. People says...read more

Cameron Diaz got dumped again

Last week there was a rumor that Alex Rodriguez, just like the rest of us, wanted his girlfriend to have bigger tits, and so he asked her to get breast implants. His girlfriend being Cameron Diaz, of course. Well apparently her answer was no because he dumped her. A source says... "They've broken up. [Cameron is] hurt and betrayed, because she tried so hard to please him ... She went overboard." Awww, and this should...read more

Cameron Diaz is ripped, ugly

Cameron Diaz and her lover Alex Rodriguez spent some time at a gym in Venice yesterday, and HOLY SHIT. I haven't seen arms that ripped since I looked in the mirror about 10 minutes ago. Now I know what girls must feel like when they see me on the weekends, out on the ranch, with my shirt off, and my sweaty muscles glistening in the sun as I work with abused horses. And they come up and tell me, "wow, those horses sure...read more

Cameron Diaz and Alex Rodriguez are creepy

Cameron Diaz and boyfriend Alex Rodriguez hit up Miami beach last week, and how can two people with such good bodies still look so unattractive? Especially her. She's so ugly it's uncomfortable. Like if you showed this picture to your dog he'd start backing away and then howling. (image source = inf daily)read more

kate hudson is single

Us magazine says Alex Rodriguez broke up with Kate Hudson because, and you may find this hard to believe, she always had to be the center of attention. a Rodriguez source tells Us that the actress' less-than-subtle presence at Yankee games was "a turnoff" to Rodriguez. "[Hudson] wanted more camera time each and every game. She would always want to be styled before games and she'd insist on front-row seats." Her...read more