Ashley Greene helped push Demi Lovato over the edge

By brendon November 03, 2010 @ 2:14 PM

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Long before Demi Lovato left the Jonas Brothers tour and checked into a treatment center this weekend, reportedly to address her cutting issues, she was dating Joe Jonas. Which no doubt would make it awkward to be touring with Joe Jonas. Especially since he’s with Ashley Greene now. E! says

However, things came to a breaking point in recent months.
“After she split with Joe, it was just a whole bunch of drama, very awkward. Everyone tried to be professional, but you could tell it was wearing down Demi. It was a taboo subject to bring up, but clearly she wasn’t over Joe.”
At the airport in Peru on Saturday, Demi got into a scuffle with a backup dancer (and threatened) Ashley Greene, who was at the airport as well.

In Demi’s defense, she should be upset about Ashley Greene, because Ashley Greene is way way better than her. She’s way way hotter and she’s naked all the time. Remember the Sobe body paint campaign? And her private full frontal pictures? And her private full frontal pictures? Ahhh, and let’s not forget about her private full frontal pictures!

Charlie Sheen isn’t in any trouble whatsoever

By brendon October 26, 2010 @ 3:40 PM

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(NOTE: watching Hollywood celebrities who are above the law is frustrating, so this Russian model named Kate, who has an impossible boob to waist ratio, is here to brighten everyone’s day.)

Charlie Sheen has 8 days left on the 3 months of probation he was given after threatening to murder his wife, with one of the stipulations being, “no use of alcohol in excess, or drugs, RX drugs only in prescribed doses; no violation of criminal laws or ordinances except traffic infractions.”

To recap today’s top story: Charlie Sheen was found drunk and naked by police after trashing a hotel room in New York, with one source saying he was with a prostitute and high in cocaine when the police arrived. Nonetheless…

Believe it or not, despite being characterized as “emotionally disturbed” and hospitalized last night, Charlie Sheen might not really be in major league trouble.
An NYPD public information officer tells E! News that while the department cannot confirm that Sheen was naked when cops arrived, as has been reported, or that he was unconscious, as of now Sheen will not face any criminal charges for trashing his room at New York’s venerable Plaza Hotel. The hotel hasn’t come forward to lodge any complaint against the star, either.

And now it’s too late, because the producers of his CBS show ‘Two And A Half Men’ have chartered a private jet to get him out of New York, today, and safely back to LA where this sort of thing doesn’t get a bunch of busybody cops poking their nose around. Hollywood cops have better manners. If a model told them that Sheen beat her and was doing coke, they’d say, “Oh, and I guess we’re supposed to go ‘arrest’ him now, right? Well how would you like it if we arrested you every time you broke the law Miss Bossy Boots!”

(very NSFW, and completely unrelated, Kate pictures under the cut)

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Kelly Brook is a really good model

By brendon October 19, 2010 @ 2:43 PM

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Kelly Brook is great, and Playboy is great, and yet somehow Kelly Brook in Playboy was not great. Except for this picture. And this one. I can’t post more because, instead of thanking me for helping to get the word out about their magazine, Playboy actually yells at me. Oh I know right!

Luckily, she’s done an all new naked photo shoot, and now it’s game on. If i were ever around Kelly and someone gave her a shirt and told her to put it on, I would punch that person right in the face.

(NSFW WARNING – there be monsters past this point. monster titties that is!)

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Anne Hathaway has no problem with nude scenes

By brendon October 18, 2010 @ 5:51 PM

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Anne Hathaway has had two pretty famous nude scenes (‘Brokeback Mountain’ and ‘Havoc’), and since girls don’t generally stop being awesome overnight, she says she’ll keep doing them, and even has some in her new movie, ‘Love and Other Drugs’. People says…

“These are people who have no trouble taking their clothes off – in a way their bodies are their currency,” the actress, 27, says of her nude scenes with Jake Gyllenhaal. “But they’re terrified of exposing their vulnerability – of becoming emotionally naked.”

To be honest I have no idea WTF that has to do with anything, because, just like in real life, the hot girl started talking and I sort of drifted off while biding my time until I could see her tits. Unlike in real life however, here on the internet, it’s gonna work! Today I’m the big winner!

(NSFW WARNING – from this point on, it’s nothing but rampant nudity, starring Anne Hathaway)

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Tyler has sexy readers

By brendon October 15, 2010 @ 6:07 PM

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Over the summer of course we were doing the $500 “sexy reader” contest thing, where hot girls who read Tyler took off most of their clothes and sent us pictures of it, but I’m pretty lazy, so that was meant to just be for the summer (but now won’t be).

Luckily, Ashley sent in pictures anyway, and thank god because she’s amazing. She’s even too hot for the name Ashley. She should legally change it so there’s an exclamation mark at the end. It should be, “Ashley!”, because that’s how every guys penis says it when they see her anyway.

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Arianny Celeste is naked in Playboy

By brendon October 12, 2010 @ 2:42 PM

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Playboy has had some questionable celebrity pictorials the past few years, but in the November issue they have UFC octagon girl Arianny Celeste, and you can’t tell because you’re reading this is on the internet, but I was squealing with delight when I wrote that.

This girl is just perfect, and she’s actually naked, unlike some of these idiot celebrities who think Playboy is some kind of towel modeling catalog.

Her entire shoot will be on Playboy.com later this week, but this and this are two of the pics that have leaked. Needless to say she looks incredible, the hottest girl in Playboy in years. I could be in the middle of a plane crash and still jack off to pictures of this girl. Several times.

UNSEXY TERRIFYING UPDATE – wow Playboy was not happy about this. Um, “pictures removed by request”.