kelly brook. in playboy.

Girls really don't seem to understand how awesome tits are. Last week some naked pictures of Kelly Brook were re-published. And it was great. So that's that, girls might think. We've seen her tits. Now we can move on, right? Wrong. No. You shut your mouth, little girl.... read more

these pictures are 5 years old

I don't mean to be pedantic, but Loaded magazine has some topless pictures of physically perfect Kelly Brook in their July issue, and spazzy keyboard nerds everywhere (ahem) are causing a national shortage of astroglide, but the pictures were actually taken in 2005 and... read more

its hayley williams from paramore. topless. on twitpic.

At around 8pm on Thursday night, Hayley Williams, lead singer of Paramore, was posting some pics on her twitter page, and was even nice enough to post a topless picture of herself for about 10 minutes. But then she accidentally deleted both the post and the picture.... read more

kate moss is a close second

Kate Moss and a guy with bigger tits than Kate Moss hung out on St Barts today, and as you can see it was a real delight for the senses. Actually the picture agency says the guy is "lover Jamie Hince", though I'm not sure why they describe him that way. It might be... read more

megan fox > rosie huntington whitely

Various sources, including the Sun, are claiming Victorias Secret model Rosie Huntington-Whitely has been offered the female lead in 'Transformers 3', a role played by Megan Fox in the first two movies. The 23-year-old Brit has no acting experience, but it wouldn't... read more

lindsay is so dumb it takes your breath away

Very obviously the reason Lindsay didn't come back for her court date is because she didn't feel like it. The flights weren't full and no one stole her passport. Now Lindsays mom says she has a new passport, to replace the "stolen" one, which is fascinating because the... read more

julie bowen is a good talk show guest

Julie Bowen is probably best known as the star of ABC's acclaimed comedy ‘Modern Family', but from now on she should be known as a very easily relaxed talk show guest. She went on Lopez Tonight, and when the topic of her two new babies came up, she showed a picture of... read more

halle berry is single

Halle Berry has broken up with her Canadian model boyfriend Gabriel Aubry after dating for the past four years, and having a child together in 2008. It's always sad when a couple breaks up, and since this isn't a sad website, it's a happy website (!), I thought a good... read more

jenna bentley is practically naked

Playboy model Jenna Bentley is in Hawaii today, and yesterday her skimpy little bikini was vastly over-matched by her awesomely huge breasts. And so of course one of her tits slipped out. How could it not? To contain tits like that you'd need a bikini made of those big... read more

tess taylor seems fun

Tess Taylor is the star of the E! reality show 'Pretty Wild'. She's also at the heart of that whole "bling ring" who robbed Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan. She's also the Playboy Cyber Girl of the Year. She's also incredibly hot, short, and she has DD's. As you may... read more

afternoon headlines

JESSE JAMES - is a jackass who has no one to blame for his problems but himself. Unfortunately he admits that. Which makes it hard to attack him. After the divorce news broke, he said, "Sandy is the love of my life, but considering the pain and devastation I have caused... read more

there is no one more beautiful than julia roberts

Julia Roberts is a mean old bitch and she looks like something that you would discover living in a mountain cave that the villagers claim is haunted. Oh, but if you work for People magazine, and your job depends on big celebrity interviews and the frumpy housewives who... read more