Amanda Bynes Just Doesn’t Care Anymore

By Travis March 22, 2013 @ 10:00 AM

You know what? Good for Amanda Bynes. If you’re going to spiral out of control and go from being America’s sweetheart and a girl next door to looking like an unemployed porn star who shoplifts from Hot Topic, you might as well just lay it all out there. And if that means using Twitter to beg rappers for hardcore sex, then you go ahead and use those 140 characters or less to ask Drake to “murder your vagina”.

At least Amanda isn’t out there running babies over and flying around the country on the dime of an energy drink company that nobody’s ever heard of because she’s late for her 654th court appearance of the year. Hell, she could Tweet photos of a homeless man slapping her bare tits like a pair of bongos and she’d still be 10 times the human being that Lindsay Lohan is. If Lindsay is a copy of Swank, then Amanda is at least a Penthouse.

So go get that vagina murdered, Amanda. We’re pulling for you.

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Drake spent Christmas demanding money for “YOLO”

By brendon December 27, 2012 @ 1:52 PM

While most people spent Christmas day at home with with friends and family, Drake spent his on Instagram, complaining about merchandise with “YOLO” on it, the acronym he helped drive into the ground with his 2012 song ‘The Motto’.

– “Walgreens….you gotta either chill or cut the cheque”
- “Macy’s…same goes for you.”

It might be worth noting that Drake didn’t make the phrase up. The Strokes launched Operation YOLO to get airplay for their song ‘You Only Live Once’ in 2005, but “the earliest known use is attributed to Adam Mesh from the third season of the NBC reality show The Average Joe. Mesh launched the ‘You Only Live Once’ (YOLO) clothing line on March 20th, 2004.”

So, go fuck yourself Drake. You can’t just repeat what other people say and get paid for it. Unless you’re Seth McFarland.

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Drake beat up Chris Brown over Rihanna (update!)

By brendon June 14, 2012 @ 12:55 PM

Chris Brown, literally the least sympathetic ass-whooping victim on earth, had his ass whooped last night in New York after a fight broke out between him and Drake over Rihanna. “Hahaha”, said Everyone.

Rumor has it that Rihanna cheated on Brown with Drake while the two were going out, and the two have been at loggerheads ever since.
Brown (reportedly) tried to bury the hatchet by sending a bottle of champagne to Drake’s table at New York’s WIP nightclub, but the bottle was promptly returned with a message that read “I’m f*ckng the love of your life [Rihanna], deal with it.”
An altercation ensued, during which Drake allegedly punched Chris in the face before “someone” cracked his chin open with a bottle.

And Brown even tweeted the picture of his busted chin above, because, as it turns out, having someone stronger than you beat your ass for no reason kinda sucks. My only issue is that they were at a club and not a Renaissance fair where Drake could have hit Brown with a mace or pulled him apart with horses.

DELIGHTFUL UPDATE – now with pictures of blood on Browns Escalade, and if you didn’t think he deserved to get smashed in the face with a bottle before, please note that he replaced his Cadillac emblem with one of Optimus Prime.

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(sorry to disappear yesterday btw. I’ve had some health issues for the past few months and every now and then it really fucks me up)

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Drake thinks Penn State is motherf**kin great

By brendon November 11, 2011 @ 3:17 PM

Despite all the horseplay in the showers between their defensive coordinator and young boys, and despite that same coach now being investigated for maybe “pimping out young boys to rich donors”, and also in San Antonio for raping a boy while in town for a bowl game, and even though the fans rioted and flipped over a TV truck after the people who shielded the guy raping kids was fired, and even though Nebraska fans are being advised to not wear red when they play Penn State this weekend so they won’t be attacked bloods and crips style, and despite the threats that will keep the Penn State coach who witnessed a child being raped from coaching this weekend, Drake still held his concert on campus last night, and he thinks things are fine. So he ended his concert by saying this…

“I just wanna, I wanna truly thank you for being able to come together and have a great evening. Like I said, despite everything that’s going on around you, this is one of the greatest schools in the motherfuckin world.
I’d love to come back some time. Maybe like, maybe like with some of my family, like Nicki Minaj.
So, while I work on makin that happen, you work on being the beautiful people that you are.”

And after that he said, “If the new defensive coordinator kills a kid I might even move here!”