James Franco Is A Little Gay

James Franco has come out of the closet. A little bit. He told reporters, "I'm a little gay." This is the sexual-orientation equivalent of dipping a toe in the ocean to test the temperature. In Hollywood, you used to haveto lie about swallowing cock with your starfish. Also take on super masculine action roles likeJohn Travolta, Tom Cruise, and Vin Diesel. More recently, Hollywood has hailed you as a hero for coming...

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James Franco Climbing on the Backs of Gay

James Franco's gay baiting reached a new plateau with the release of his book of poetry, Straight James/Gay James. Franco has had a nice run in the film businessby serving up a whole mess of "I might be gay" pretense for the important men for whom that is a dream worth pulling some favors. Occasionally you'll see a bitter essay from a gay activistbegging Franco to quit it with the homosexual enticements but Franco's...

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James Franco Understands Mickey D's

James Franco wrote an open letter to the Washington Post discussing his joyfultime spent as a broke young actor in L.A. working the fry station at McDonald's. It's unclear why he wrote the letter, but weed and the potential for free McNuggets for the remainder of his life seems like a viable answer. In the last millennium, fast food restaurants were heavilystaffed by teenagers working part time to pay for condoms and...

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James Franco Who Gives A Shit

James Franco did an interview where he was failing to be interesting again and called himself gay a bunch of times in hopes you would notice. I'm stillwaiting to not care when he makes the official announcement. Until then these not subtle dickish musings will keep me from walking head on into traffic: "I like to think that I'm gay in my art and straight in my life. Although, I'm also gay in my life up to the point of...

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The Interview Contending For Worst

The self-delighted Razzieshave shortlistedSeth Rogen and James Franco as Worst Actor and The Interview as Worst Pictureof 2014. As much as I love America I've yet to see The Interview. My queue is pretty backed up with All in the Family re-runs. There's no way it's the worst moviein any year Michael Bay is still making filmsand casting Mark Wahlberg in them. This seems far more like the Razzies jumping the SEO...

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Bow Down To The Probably Non-Existent Terrorists

James Rogen and Seth Franco cancelled all their media appearances for The Interview. I guess it's all fun and games until you figure maybe Virginia Tech. Or Sony forced their handbecause a Dead Franco is a serious insurance payoff. Not to be outdone Landmark Theaters cancelled the NYC premiere of the film, soon followed by other theater chains announcing they would no longer be showing the movie out of safety...

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James Franco Deals Well With Poor Reviews

Professional handsome guy James Franco is all in a tizzy over an unfavorable review of his Broadway show. Franco is currently starring in a revival of Of Mice And Men where he plays George to Chris O'Dowd's Lenny. Pissy New York Times Critic Ben Brantley thought the show sucked donkey balls. He said Franco sounded like Yosemite Sam. But, rather than take criticism like a man, Franco decided to lash out on that...

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Kelly Ripa Pardons James Franco (VIDEO)

It's worrisome when the morning talk show bobble heads get confronted with unscripted situations. Like Kelly Ripa and lisping Michael Strahan providing James Franco the forum to cop to encouraging a seventeen year old girl on Instagram to meet him in a hotel room.These teleprompter monkeys off the cuff are more awkward than bringing a honey-baked ham to a kosher pot luck. Based on his deeply furrowed brow, James...read more

James Franco Tries to Bang a Scottish Teen

It appears that James Franco tried to have sex with a seventeen year old girl he met outside his Broadway show. The 97.4% of the Internet prone to obvious knee-jerk judgments railed on James Franco for being a super creep. The other 2.6% of the Internet tried to get him to share child porn and asked him he ever fucked a baby before and liked it. Bless you, Internet. Franco made the classic mistake of trying to hook up...

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James Franco Denies Porking Lindsay Lohan

Overexposed human tampon James Franco is denying claims that he doinked Lindsay Lohan. Franco's name appears alongside other useless Hollywood pretty looking men like Ashton Kutcher, Justin Timberlake, and Orlando Bloom on a list of the people Lindsay has tried to unleash her herp upon. According to Franco they are just friends and her list is basically a steaming pile of shit, just like her movies. He says, "Lindsay...

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Adrien Brody Is Straight, James Franco Wishes He Wasn't

It's odd to think that Adrien Brody might be the last bastion of heterosexuality in Hollywood. Who would've called that? But apparently he does like chicks, including his girlfriend and these belly dancers in Turkey. His career is probably fucked now that everybody knows he likes the pussy. James Franco wants to keep working, so he came out today and basically apologized for not being gay. "I don't even care if people...

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James Franco is a natural at deep throat

I'm not homophobic at all, in any way, except in the sense that seeing two guys in a sexual situation might make me throw up. I know that's probably bad but I can't help it. I support gay rights in every way, I despise pussies who bully gay kids, but male gay sex really freaks me out. It's not as awful as ‘Girls' on HBO, but it's close. Point being, if I stumbled upon the fact that I had a natural talent for deep...

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its the end of the world!!! (in this movie)

Seth Rogen and James Franco introduce todays red band trailer (meaning it has salty language) for ‘This Is The End', written and directed by Rogen and his partner (professional, not sexual) Evan Goldberg, by mentioning that the world is supposed to end today according to the Mayan calendar, but I'm not sure if that's true because this is the first I've heard of it. Why hasn't this been in the news!?! If only there...

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James Franco is being all James Franco-y again

In the season premiere of ‘Iconoclasts' this Tuesday on the Sundance Channel, performance artist Marina Abramovic will cover James Franco's "naked body in gold leaves, transforming him into a living sculpture reminiscent of a deity." Or someone that passed out and had nachos smeared on them. It might be that. Especially if she sharpies "COCK GOES HERE" on his face with an arrow pointing at his mouth.

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James Francos NYU professor suing him for defamation

James Franco got a masters degree in filmmaking from NYU last May, and is even expected to teach a class on directing short films at NYU's Tisch School of the Arts this fall, which is surprising because he skipped 12 of his 14 classes on directing and received a "D". Then he publicly said that professor sucked, right before that professor got fired. Which is why he's now suing. José Angel Santana, who has already sued...

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