James Franco Is A Little Gay

James Franco has come out of the closet. A little bit. He told reporters, "I'm a little gay." This is the sexual-orientation equivalent of dipping a toe in the ocean to test the temperature. In Hollywood, you used to haveto lie about swallowing cock with your starfish.... read more

James Franco Climbing on the Backs of Gay

James Franco's gay baiting reached a new plateau with the release of his book of poetry, Straight James/Gay James. Franco has had a nice run in the film businessby serving up a whole mess of "I might be gay" pretense for the important men for whom that is a dream worth... read more

James Franco Understands Mickey D's

James Franco wrote an open letter to the Washington Post discussing his joyfultime spent as a broke young actor in L.A. working the fry station at McDonald's. It's unclear why he wrote the letter, but weed and the potential for free McNuggets for the remainder of his... read more

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James Franco Who Gives A Shit

James Franco did an interview where he was failing to be interesting again and called himself gay a bunch of times in hopes you would notice. I'm stillwaiting to not care when he makes the official announcement. Until then these not subtle dickish musings will keep me... read more

The Interview Contending For Worst

The self-delighted Razzieshave shortlistedSeth Rogen and James Franco as Worst Actor and The Interview as Worst Pictureof 2014. As much as I love America I've yet to see The Interview. My queue is pretty backed up with All in the Family re-runs. There's no way it's the... read more

Bow Down To The Probably Non-Existent Terrorists

James Rogen and Seth Franco cancelled all their media appearances for The Interview. I guess it's all fun and games until you figure maybe Virginia Tech. Or Sony forced their handbecause a Dead Franco is a serious insurance payoff. Not to be outdone Landmark Theaters ... read more

James Franco Deals Well With Poor Reviews

Professional handsome guy James Franco is all in a tizzy over an unfavorable review of his Broadway show. Franco is currently starring in a revival of Of Mice And Men where he plays George to Chris O'Dowd's Lenny. Pissy New York Times Critic Ben Brantley thought the show... read more

Kelly Ripa Pardons James Franco (VIDEO)

It's worrisome when the morning talk show bobble heads get confronted with unscripted situations. Like Kelly Ripa and lisping Michael Strahan providing James Franco the forum to cop to encouraging a seventeen year old girl on Instagram to meet him in a hotel room.These... read more

James Franco Tries to Bang a Scottish Teen

It appears that James Franco tried to have sex with a seventeen year old girl he met outside his Broadway show. The 97.4% of the Internet prone to obvious knee-jerk judgments railed on James Franco for being a super creep. The other 2.6% of the Internet tried to get him... read more

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James Franco Denies Porking Lindsay Lohan

Overexposed human tampon James Franco is denying claims that he doinked Lindsay Lohan. Franco's name appears alongside other useless Hollywood pretty looking men like Ashton Kutcher, Justin Timberlake, and Orlando Bloom on a list of the people Lindsay has tried to... read more

Adrien Brody Is Straight, James Franco Wishes He Wasn't

It's odd to think that Adrien Brody might be the last bastion of heterosexuality in Hollywood. Who would've called that? But apparently he does like chicks, including his girlfriend and these belly dancers in Turkey. His career is probably fucked now that everybody knows... read more

James Franco is a natural at deep throat

I'm not homophobic at all, in any way, except in the sense that seeing two guys in a sexual situation might make me throw up. I know that's probably bad but I can't help it. I support gay rights in every way, I despise pussies who bully gay kids, but male gay sex really... read more