James Franco Removed From #MeThree! Vanity Fair Issue

January 29, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

The recent Vanity Fair cover making the rounds for its body positivity – namely for celebrating Reese Witherspoon’s three legs and Oprah Winfrey’s three hands – was originally supped to be even crappier with the inclusion of James Franco, Vanity Fair representatives tell The Hollywood Reporter. But recently Franco was labeled as a sexual assailant […]


No Oscar Nomination For You, Alleged Assailant James Franco

January 23, 2018 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Just when James Franco finally found a vanity project that connected with audiences, he was withheld Oscar consideration for alleged sexual misconduct. James Franco And The Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day. The actor nabbed the Best Actor Golden Globe for his performance as Tommy Wiseau in The Room-based flick The Disaster Artist, but is […]


James Franco Latest Labeled Sexual Deviant After Golden Globes Win

January 10, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

James Franco is being accused of sexual misconduct by multiple women after winning a Golden Globe for The Disaster Artist. Although many actresses are pointing the finger at Franco, Ally Sheedy is the lady who got the ball rolling. I can think of no better time to ask these women “why wasn’t anything said before” […]


James Franco Is A Little Gay

April 21, 2016 | celebrity | josh-j| 0 Comments

James Franco has come out of the closet. A little bit. He told reporters, “I’m a little gay.” This is the sexual-orientation equivalent of dipping a toe in the ocean to test the temperature. In Hollywood, you used to have to lie about swallowing cock with your starfish. Also take on super masculine action roles like John […]


James Franco Climbing on the Backs of Gay

March 7, 2016 | Uncategorized | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

James Franco’s gay baiting reached a new plateau with the release of his book of poetry, Straight James/Gay James. Franco has had a nice run in the film business by serving up a whole mess of “I might be gay” pretense for the important men for whom that is a dream worth pulling some favors. Occasionally […]


James Franco Understands Mickey D’s

May 7, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

James Franco wrote an open letter to the Washington Post discussing his joyful time spent as a broke young actor in L.A. working the fry station at McDonald’s. It’s unclear why he wrote the letter, but weed and the potential for free McNuggets for the remainder of his life seems like a viable answer. In the […]


James Franco Who Gives A Shit

March 19, 2015 | Uncategorized | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

James Franco did an interview where he was failing to be interesting again and called himself gay a bunch of times in hopes you would notice. I’m still waiting to not care when he makes the official announcement. Until then these not subtle dickish musings will keep me from walking head on into traffic: “I like […]


The Interview Contending For Worst

January 6, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

The self-delighted Razzies have shortlisted Seth Rogen and James Franco as Worst Actor and The Interview as Worst Picture of 2014. As much as I love America I’ve yet to see The Interview. My queue is pretty backed up with All in the Family re-runs. There’s no way it’s the worst movie in any year Michael Bay is still […]


Bow Down To The Probably Non-Existent Terrorists

December 18, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

James Rogen and Seth Franco cancelled all their media appearances for The Interview. I guess it’s all fun and games until you figure maybe Virginia Tech. Or Sony forced their hand because a Dead Franco is a serious insurance payoff. Not to be outdone Landmark Theaters cancelled the NYC premiere of the film, soon followed by […]


James Franco Deals Well With Poor Reviews

April 19, 2014 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Professional handsome guy James Franco is all in a tizzy over an unfavorable review of his Broadway show. Franco is currently starring in a revival of Of Mice And Men where he plays George to Chris O’Dowd’s Lenny. Pissy New York Times Critic Ben Brantley thought the show sucked donkey balls. He said Franco sounded […]