new and improved heidi wants to do playboy again

The last time Heidi Montag was in Playboy, the pictures were about as erotic as shark attack photos, but that was before she got DDD implants. She had to buy the implants, but the self-confidence that came along with them was free (hint-hint ladies). MSNBC says... "Heidi... read more

tuesday afternoon headlines

POINTLESS NUDITY - Playboy model Tiffany Ryan is short, skinny, and has huge breasts. If she were Asian with dark red hair she'd be the perfect human girl, a quantum leap in genetic evolution, an event so without precedent that many would claim she was a god, and her... read more

the top 100 stories of 2009 (51-100)

All the dumb websites and magazines and TV shows do lists at the end of the year, counting down and ranking everything you can imagine, and they're all subjective and poorly thought out and painful to read. But nothing else is going on this time of year, and so here we... read more

monday afternoon headlines

WILL FERREL - appeared in a wedding announcement on Sunday in the New York Times. The guy getting married is a production assistant on Wills new movie. Will is in the picture because he declares Right of Prima Nocta if anyone on his set gets married. (ny daily news) ... read more

tara reid in playboy

This is apparently the only website in America that Playboy reads other than their own, because I get yelled at every time I post their pictures even though this is the internet and anyone can find anything at anytime. Here's a video of Spock singing about Hobbits.... read more

tara reid does playboy

The Sun has gotten the first look at Tara Reids Playboy cover, as well as a glimpse into the worlds most poorly thought out fake excuse. She was left with unsightly scars following botched surgery but after a tidy up, Tara is now confident with how she looks. "I got it... read more

wwtdd.com news/updates

K, so talking about the page on the page seems pretentious and stupid, so I'm putting it all under the cut. And to bribe you into reading all that, at the end there's a short collection of pictures celebrating September Playmate Kimberly Phillips and her unthinkably... read more

kimberly phillips is the best

While we're on the subject of sexy Hollywood Halloween pictures, September Playmate Kimberly Phillips has some from the Playboy party on her facebook (her facebook fan page is here). This is relevant to my interests because she might be the most perfect girl of all time... read more

"it was self-defense", pt 2

As this video from radar online clearly shows, on August 28th of this year, scumbag Joe Francis stepped up behind perfect angel Jayde Nicole, grabbed her by the hair then flung her to the ground. After that it's hard to see much, but Jayde - who works with pediatric... read more

girls next door is back

Exclusive sources to Tyler reveal today that the hit E! show 'Girls Next Door', the show that made Kendra Wilkinson, Holly MarSomething and The Other One The One With Huge Natural Boobs household names, will return to E! this Sunday with an all new cast of girls living... read more

victoria silvstedt is easily relaxed

Former Playmate of the Year and current professional prostitute Victoria Silvstedt was on the beach in St Tropez this weekend, and she seemed to think that was as good a place as any to masturbate. But she's always been this way. And by "this way", I mean, "awesome". ... read more

afternoon headlines

KANYE WEST – has apologized to Taylor Swift again but tonight he can do it on TV because he's a guest on the new Jay Leno show. Kanye is only scheduled as a musical guest, but it would be hard to not mention last night. Of course Kanye will probably take the microphone... read more