monday afternoon headlines

WILL FERREL - appeared in a wedding announcement on Sunday in the New York Times. The guy getting married is a production assistant on Wills new movie. Will is in the picture because he declares Right of Prima Nocta if anyone on his set gets married. (ny daily news) ... read more

tara reid in playboy

This is apparently the only website in America that Playboy reads other than their own, because I get yelled at every time I post their pictures even though this is the internet and anyone can find anything at anytime. Here's a video of Spock singing about Hobbits.... read more

tara reid does playboy

The Sun has gotten the first look at Tara Reids Playboy cover, as well as a glimpse into the worlds most poorly thought out fake excuse. She was left with unsightly scars following botched surgery but after a tidy up, Tara is now confident with how she looks. "I got it... read more

wwtdd.com news/updates

K, so talking about the page on the page seems pretentious and stupid, so I'm putting it all under the cut. And to bribe you into reading all that, at the end there's a short collection of pictures celebrating September Playmate Kimberly Phillips and her unthinkably... read more

kimberly phillips is the best

While we're on the subject of sexy Hollywood Halloween pictures, September Playmate Kimberly Phillips has some from the Playboy party on her facebook (her facebook fan page is here). This is relevant to my interests because she might be the most perfect girl of all time... read more

"it was self-defense", pt 2

As this video from radar online clearly shows, on August 28th of this year, scumbag Joe Francis stepped up behind perfect angel Jayde Nicole, grabbed her by the hair then flung her to the ground. After that it's hard to see much, but Jayde - who works with pediatric... read more

girls next door is back

Exclusive sources to Tyler reveal today that the hit E! show 'Girls Next Door', the show that made Kendra Wilkinson, Holly MarSomething and The Other One The One With Huge Natural Boobs household names, will return to E! this Sunday with an all new cast of girls living... read more

victoria silvstedt is easily relaxed

Former Playmate of the Year and current professional prostitute Victoria Silvstedt was on the beach in St Tropez this weekend, and she seemed to think that was as good a place as any to masturbate. But she's always been this way. And by "this way", I mean, "awesome". ... read more

afternoon headlines

KANYE WEST – has apologized to Taylor Swift again but tonight he can do it on TV because he's a guest on the new Jay Leno show. Kanye is only scheduled as a musical guest, but it would be hard to not mention last night. Of course Kanye will probably take the microphone... read more

afternoon headlines

LINDSAY LOHAN - 'Life and Style' points out the remarkable similarities between the women who "robbed" Lindsay and regular Lindsay. It would have been easy enough for her to truly disguise herself, but consider this: Lindsay is an idiot. (life and style) LADY GAGA -... read more

Playboy gets it

Playboy hosted their 3rd Hot Summer Nights party this weekend, benefiting the United Breast Cancer Foundation, and someone over there is clearly a genius. If you want to scare people about breast cancer, you need to bring in a bunch of girls with huge breasts, really... read more

todays top story

Jayde Nicole, star of "the Hills", Playboy, and my erotic fantasies, wore some cruelty-free bikini to hand out vegetairan hot dogs today on Capitol Hill, apprently under the impression that getting Senators to masturbate will somehow fix whatever it is the hippies are... read more