Playmates Tiffany Jordan (blonde), Nicole Narain (brunette) and Christi Shake (red head) went costume shopping this weekend, perhaps to reinvent themselves as they run from their past. Or maybe for Halloween. I didn’t really read the fine print because I have a 100 degree fever today. Tell them to stop spinning around so I can whack off to one.
Playboy has had some questionable celebrity pictorials the past few years, but in the November issue they have UFC octagon girl Arianny Celeste, and you can’t tell because you’re reading this is on the internet, but I was squealing with delight when I wrote that.
This girl is just perfect, and she’s actually naked, unlike some of these idiot celebrities who think Playboy is some kind of towel modeling catalog.
Her entire shoot will be on Playboy.com later this week, but
this and this are two of the pics that have leaked. Needless to say she looks incredible, the hottest girl in Playboy in years. I could be in the middle of a plane crash and still jack off to pictures of this girl. Several times.
UNSEXY TERRIFYING UPDATE – wow Playboy was not happy about this. Um, “pictures removed by request”.
Every now and then you hear that Playboy is in bad financial shape, and it never seems to make sense, because who doesnt love Playboy, but after this it will start to make perfect sense. Radar says…
There is a $400,000 offer from the mag for the Jersey Shore star to pose naked. We’ve also learned that the deal is not final and may face contractual obstacles from the reality TV show.
…negotiations began at $200,000 and the $400,000 offer is contingent on full nudity. Topless only photos would lower the offer.
Um, seriously? 400 grand? To get JWoww out of her clothes? What does a bottle of Patron cost, like, 40 dollars? I think Playboy is over thinking this. Give me 50 dollars, I’ll get your naked pictures, a blowjob, and 10 dollars change.
(image source = splash news online)
It can’t really be a surprise that Playboy has been in talks with ‘Jersey Shore’ star JWoww to pose naked, and though the deal has yet to be signed, we’re talking about JWoww taking money to show her tits. I’m optimistic. E! says…
“Final offer is standing,” JWoww told me just the other day. “Hopefully, it will go through.”
When is she looking to show off her nakedness? She smiled, “Winter.”
In other words, it’s happening, people! JWoww smiled again, “I’d like to say so.”
Still on the table is how much she’ll actually show. “I don’t know yet,” she said. “It hasn’t been talked about yet.”
Yeah well it’s being talked about right now: take your god damn clothes off. All of them. I like JWoww, and I very much want to see her naked. If Playboy is gonna print pictures of girls coyly peering out from behind a column, they should advertise it as a magazine for people who love columns. If I wanted to see a girl hiding herself with towels and sheets, I’d go chase a salesgirl around Bed, Bath and Beyond.
Playboy has released 7 new pictures from Kim Kardashians famous 2007 pictorial (people are saying it’s 25, but it’s 7. The other ones aren’t new. Don’t worry about… look, do we have to humiliate me every single day, just take my word on it), which she now says she regrets ever having taken. She tells Harpers Bazaar (via the Huffington Post)…
“I’m sorry I did Playboy. I was uncomfortable,” she remembers, though at the time she was excited. “Go for it,” she recalls her mother saying. “They might never ask you again. Our show isn’t on the air yet. No one knows who you are. Do it and you’ll have these beautiful pictures to look at when you’re my age.”
So you can guess how she feels about the new ones.
“Kim was really upset that the new photos were released. She freaked out that they were out there, she didn’t think that they were going to be seen again.”
Is she talking about a comet, or naked pictures of Kim Kardashian and her huge tits? Like this one, which is one of the best Playboy pictures ever. Because those never went away, every guy on earth right clicked the hell out of them, and then named a folder ROUTER SETTINGS or something like that and hid it inside three other folders.
Which doesn’t work if you date a girl who understands computers, btw. She’ll simply run a search for all .jpg files. And it will suck. Mind your own business you brainy bitch.
RIHANNA – says there is no typo on her tat, as was reported yesterday. “Rebelle fleur translates to rebel flower, NOT rebellious flower, it’s 2 nouns so in that case fleur does not HAVE to be first!” So see. Her dumb tat works on a lot of different levels. (ok!)
JENNIFER LOPEZ – was too big a bitch for ‘American Idol’ to deal with, and now she’s tweeting pictures of her diamonds to… um, prove it, I guess.
NOTE TO SELF: go rob Jennifer Lopez. (huff post)
JULRI WATERS – is the Playboy model in the banner picture, and she’ll be in Sturgis today signing stuff (details). I know I mentioned this yesterday, but I could either post a picture of the girl who gets a perfect score in every category I use to rank girls, or Hilary Swank, who is still waiting for science to determine what sex she is. (direct link to the full size NSFW banner picture here. source = playboy)
HILARY SWANK – is in Hawaii with boyfriend John Campisi, just sort of hanging out by a sign in a bikini. If these two lovebirds have a wedding in their future, Hilary is sure to make a beautiful bride and/or groom. (pacific coast)