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Kendra got married

Kendra Wilkinson married Philadelphia Eagle wide-receiver Hank Baskett this weekend at the Playboy Mansion in LA, and even though these aren't official wedding photos, they really came out beautifully. Especially this one. I can't explain why that one is so special, but you could say the same about falling in love, couldn't you? (17 more pics here. hq jump here. source = flynet, splash news online)read more

Farrah Fawcett has (passed away)

I naturally assume that everyone is still riding the high of LSU winning the College World Series last night, their sixth since 1991, so I'm sorry to drag everyone down, but late last night Farrah Fawcetts publicist made this statement: It was just related to me, that our Farrah just given last rites. She is not in any pain. For those who believe make contact with god now. That was on his Twitter page, and I'm no pc...read more

I apologize

Yesterday I was throwing a little hissy fit because I thought Playboy was running an old Olivia Munn picture on their July cover, but today they have her pictures online and OH MY FUCKING GOD she looks terrific. She's not actually naked, but it's close enough. I've actually been working on a plan to make her my girlfriend. Here's my plan so far: abduct Olivia Munn. Ta-da! (hq jump = here. image source = playboy cyber...read more

Playboy is deceptive

Nerds love G4 Attack of the Show host Olivia Munn even more than they love debating who would win in a fight, Joss Whedon or JJ Abrahms. They even love her more than they love Yoda, and make no mistake about it, nerds really really really love Yoda. So Playboy is playing with fire this month with Munn as the cover girl. Not only is she not naked inside, but either she only owns one bikini or Playboy just took a pic...read more

What an amazing achievement

America isn't as awesome as it used to be, because now we have all these God damn hippies constantly crying about everything, but we do still rule at everything good, including the killing power of our military and the handsomeness of our bloggers (*wink*). Even the other countries that are good have to put up with queer little cars and an inexplicable number of naked men statues. And now we can add The Worlds Largest...read more

very important site news

If you're the kind of person who enjoys resetting passwords, brace yourself because you may come in your pants when I tell you the big news. One of the reasons we moved some things around last week was because the old admin page had some security, um, let's call it "flaws". So we had to lock all the old passwords, and now to keep every thing safe you have to do that "forgot my password" email thing. We would do it for...read more

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Victoria Principal will shoot your ass

This will fit in nicely with the Sex Symbols of Yesterday theme we've had lately because earlier today Victoria Principal filed a lawsuit against her maid, claiming the woman threatened her, kidnaped her dog, damaged her property and assaulted another maid. And that's why Victoria pulled a gun on her. Wait what? The maid, Maribel Banegas, sued Principal yesterday … but in Principal's lawsuit, the actress says on...read more

the island of misfit whores

What in the hell is going on at Playboy? They had their SuperBowl party yesterday, and there was literally not one painted girl that I would have sex with. Not one. And you need to know that I dated a fat girl the summer when I was 12 only because her parents had a pool, so please don’t think I just have some impossibly high standards. The four above aren’t the ones I mean, they're only there so I don’t startle any of...read more