The Simpsons Limping To The Finish

The Simpsons are still on television contrary to that emotional retrospective at this year's Emmys. I haven't watched it in roughlyfifty years but I understand the voice actors have negotiated the rights to my house when I pass away. Harry Shearer, who voiced the roles ofNed Flanders, Principal Skinner, Mr. Burns, Smithers, Kent Brockman, and many others, has left the show after a negotiation fallout regarding...read more

The Simpsons Pulls A Fast One (VIDEO)

Nostalgic nerds were pissed the Season 26 premiere of The Simpsons did not live up to meager expectations. Promos had a major bomb shell to be dropped in that one of the show's characters was going to die. This flew in the face of public perception that all the characters and the entire show were already dead. Twitter nerds flipped out when the character turned out to be Krusty the Clown's dad, who you probably don't...read more

Seth MacFarlane will be on the Simpsons

Next year I'll get to double the amount of not watching Seth MacFarlane because he's recorded a guest spot for an episode of 'the Simpsons', playing a character that Marge meets online. They arrange to meet IRL; he thinks they're gonna do it, she thinks they're gonna bake cupcakes (wah wah). All they needed was Tina Fey to do a voice and they could have titled it, "Things I Can't Believe Are Still On TV".read more

The Simpsons live in Springfield, Oregon

Not only is Oregon beautiful, but they have a lot of other cool shit too, like Nike, college footballs hottest cheerleaders and coolest helmets, kick ass weed, um, the I-5 killer (I ran out of things to name), but on top of all that, now 'the Simpsons' creator Matt Groening tells Smithsonian Magazine that it's the official home of Homer Simpson too. SMITHSONIAN: OK, why do the Simpsons live in a town called...read more

The Simpsons is finally getting cancelled

Fox has made 1 billion dollars off the Simpsons during it's 23 year run, but this season will be the last unless the cast agrees to a massive pay cut by tomorrow. Re-read that part about Fox making a billion dollars and you'll get an idea about how excited they are about that idea. The Wrap says… Fox wants "The Simpsons" for one more season at most -- and only if it can pay 25 to 30 percent less for it, an executive...read more

Tuesday headlines, with Gaga on the Simpsons

LADY GAGA - will play herself on 'The Simpsons', "to cheer up a dejected Lisa through the power of speech, song, and a flash mob." The message being: if you're feeling low, try annoying the hell out of people. (ew) WILL SMITH AND JADA PINKETT - were reportedly broken up, but this morning Wills son Trey tweeted that it wasn't true, and now they've issued a statement saying, "Although we are reluctant to respond to...read more

"LET'S HURL A BRICK-E-MART"

The world's largest convenience store chain may get a movie make-over if all goes as planned, as 20 Century Fox is in talks with 7-Eleven to make over 11 of their stores so that they look like the Kwik-E-Mart. The Kwik-E-Mart, of course, is the convenience store that appears in almost every episode of the Simpson’s and this is all part of the promotion push for the Simpson’s Movie, which comes out July 27. So how much...read more

THE SIMPSONS MOVIE TRAILER!

The most anticipated movie of 1992 finally has a full trailer, so put down your Goosebumps book, grab a Crystal Pepsi and gather around to watch a clip for a movie that’s at least 15 years overdue. The trailer reveals almost nothing even vaguely resembling a plot or storyline, but it is pretty funny nonetheless and makes you maybe think it will be worth the wait. Just like the next Chris Gaines record.Better quality ...read more