Kendall Jenner Named "Fashion Icon Of The Decade" Really

Kendall Jenner splurged on a fake award to be presented during New York Fashion Week. Daily Front Row's 2017 Fashion Media Awards "chose" Jenner as the Fashion Icon Of The Decade. In related news, Yolanda Hadid just dumped a box of ticks over her daughters' heads before... read more

Paris Jackson Posts Cute Spit Swapping Pic With MJ

Get a room. Paris Jackson took to Instagram to wish late papa Michael Jackson a happy fifty-ninth birthday with an adorable pic that shows the two tenderly face porking. This birthday being a big one for Michael as five and nine were his preferred ages of suitors. African... read more

Farrah Abraham Insta Vag Rejuv (VIDEO)

In a new clip, Farrah Abraham sits down with a nineteen-year-old crunchy-haired sorority girl in a doctor's coat to talk about possible options for her exploded vag. And in some new pictures, we see Sara Fowler, aka "LA Laser Lady" smiling while working on Abraham's... read more

Open Post: Taylor Swift's Creepy UPS Ad

Since there are too many unanswered questions with Taylor Swift's frankly troubling new ad for UPS, and her poorly-received image reboot in general, I decided to make this mess an open post so hopefully one of you can enlighten us as to what exactly is going on. Does... read more

Bud Light Rep Lady Gaga Talks Feud With Madonna

If you're a diva attention whore and you're not feuding with another diva attention whore, are you even a diva attention whore? This is the fame ho existential conundrum Lady Gaga Inc. touches on in new teaser footage for her Netflix documentary Lady Gaga: Five Foot Two.... read more

Cheer Camp Seems to Be Going Well (VIDEO)

Here's a hate group that will never make the Southern Poverty Law Center fundraising newsletter: cheerleading coaches. Male or female. They're up there with gymnastics coaches and Disney Channel casting agents in terms of straight up abuse of tiny framed girls.  read more

Look Fondly on Jessica Brown Findlay in This Week's Mr. Skin Minute (VIDEO)

Is that an Albatross around your neck or are you just enjoying this week's video! read more

Taylor Swift Reputation And Katy Perry Swish Swish And Who Cares

Taylor Swift and Katy Perry have been pummeling media headlines with the lead ups to their respective projects in respectively blasé, one-liner ways. While Perry claims that the two former fake rivals no longer want to pummel each other, Perry's new video for supposed... read more

Britney Spears Sings

Britney Spears dazzled and delighted audiences at her Las Vegas show by squawking out what audiophiles have identified as a song. read more

Baseball Peen Injury Delights

Crotch injury hilarity permeating elementary school playgrounds the world over extends throughout adulthood, into old age homes, and even into heaven, where Jesus loves nothing more than a good ol' sack wack for levity sake. Good spirits are just a penis and ball grab... read more

This Week's Mr. Skin Minute Features ALL Of Katherine Waterston

Plus Jessica Biel's TV reveal and THAT Insecure threeway!  read more

Sarah Stage Defends Being Ripped Pregnant Dude

He-Man is trembling. Instagram model, fitness guru, author, and future nobody Sarah Stage has made a sideshow name for herself over the past few years as the Incredible Ripped Pregnant Man, and in a new statement, she proves that she doesn't have room for the h8ers in her... read more