Madonna apparently likes to text her 20-something boyfriend and social Imams during movies and doesn’t like you to call her out on it. The wizened ancient pop star was texting away like a teen during a screening of the... READ MORE

Madonna has moved on to desecrate Islam the way she did with Christianity and Judaism. You’ll recall that the bony crone made waves in the 80’s by making out with Black Jesus and slutting up Catholic iconography. Later she... READ MORE

Before you go rushing to the local constables, it was 35 years ago. When Madonna was only something like 147 and first moved to New York.  Sometimes when you’re doing a cover story interview for a magazine like Harper’s Bazaar,... READ MORE

Mock all you want, but Madonna just happens to be the highest paid celebrity in the world. And I think she knows a thing or two about geopolitics after raping many foreign lands of their most beautiful baby children.... READ MORE

I don’t know what to say, twenty-five years into her popularity and Madonna is still owning the sport of selling shit like a pop star. Transferring dollars from young girls and dudes who love hair product into her own... READ MORE

Madonna’s latest new accessory is her diamond-encrusted gold grill. She needed a ‘wow factor’ upgrade to her outdated accessories, cute African babies. With the new mouthpiece, Madonna can relate to an entirely new generation of young women and men... READ MORE

Madonna turned 55 on Friday, so she did what every other 55-year old woman would do and threw a huge party and dressed like a fancy stripper nearly a third of her age. Actually, she dressed up like Marie... READ MORE

Madonna had a good run. She made a shit ton out of precious few natural resources. She’s like Hong Kong. But now she needs to turn the chieftain stick over to her daughter Lourdes. Lourdes has tools her mother... READ MORE

Don’t think Madonna is adopting kids from around the globe and training them in weapons combat just to win more UNICEF medals. Madonna is tied deep into the seventh layer of the Kabbalah mystics. She knows what kinds of... READ MORE

Despite the fact that she’s constantly preaching about peace and gun control, Madonna sure loves to use guns and violence in her performances while telling people that it’s art. So of course her strange new trailer for “Secret Project”... READ MORE