kate gosselin is still a delight on 'dancing with the stars'

Kate Gosselin is famous because she had a cable show called 'Jon and Kate Plus 8' and her condescending attitude was so relentless that her male partner couldn't take it anymore. But that's all changed. Now she does all that on ‘Dancing With The Stars'. During dance... read more

kim got dumped because of the sex tape

According to Kim Kardashian, she broke up with Reggie Bush because he wasn't ready to settle down and get married, but consider this: women are black hearted monsters and they lie. Kim Kardashian was dumped by Reggie Bush because of her sex tape. "Reggie's mom just could... read more

kelly brook is the winner

I was all pouty about comcast and their shitty service yesterday, so I forgot to post these pictures of Kelly Brook in a new campaign for Ultimo lingerie. Aw she's just fantastic. Beautiful face, huge breasts, long hair, huge breasts, that sexy British accent, and let's... read more

ricky martin claims hes gay

Ricky Martin has gone on his website to talk about his upcoming memoirs, and he talks a bit about his mindset for this whole thing, but then out of nowhere he drops the bombshell that he's sexually attracted to other men! Just when you think you know someone too. These... read more

people are already writing lindsays obituary

Apparently the rumors about Lindsay Lohans drug addiction paint a picture of a life so out of control that news outlets are already writing her obituary, so they'll be ready when she drops to her knees for the last time. And right on cue, Saturday night she left a party... read more

mindy mccready has a sex tape

Mindy McCready has had a gold record, a platinum record, and 12 singles in the Billboard top 100, including two top 10s and a number 1. But that all ended in 2002. Since then she's only made the news for drinking an impossible amount of alcohol and revealing an affair... read more

divorce is now inevitable

Sandra Bullock has spent the past few weeks in Austin, Texas, hiding from the media as stories of her husbands infidelity came in like waves. But this weekend she returned to LA, and it's safe to say absence from Jesse did not make her heart grow fonder. Popeater says...... read more

katy perry seems fun

Katy Perry wore a sexy blue wig and super tight dress to the Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards this weekend, and if she enjoys unwrapping a package and having things at chest level discharge all over her face, I may have discovered my soul mate. [gallery guid=808936] read more

cameron diaz and hollywood really do suck

Cameron Diaz filmed some scenes for 'Bad Teacher' this weekend, and I don't know what that's about, but this is probably a safe bet: Trailer/ Poster - If the poster doesn't say "Hot For Teacher" or the trailer doesn't play "Hot For Teacher", I will eat my fucking hat.... read more

site issues

Did you know Nikola Tesla was transmitting data wirelessly up to 30 miles, way back in 1896. Meanwhile, up here in 2010, Comcast can't figure out how to do the same thing, with wires, over a distance of 4 miles. Fantastic. read more

the vanilla gorilla (update!)

Jesse James is an idiot, so I refuse to accept the possibility that Michelle Bombshell gave him the nickname 'Vanilla Gorilla' because he has a big dick. More likely is that he still has this Halloween costume that he wore back in 2004, seven months before he and Sandra... read more

lindsay got denied from another party

For two years I've been begging people to stop pretending like Lindsay Lohan was still a big deal and to stop letting her into parties and bars. She's a complete fuckup and a burden in every way. Someone had to put their foot down, and that foot was me (*). So... read more