Lindsay is getting desperate

Lindsay Lohan has been seen leaving ex-girlfriend Samantha Robson house a few times since they broke up last month, but they've never actually been seen together. Apparently because Sam is faster than she looks. The two are in London this week, or should I say Sam is... read more

Aw that was so close

Halle Berry was caught filming a Revlon commercial earlier today in Los Angeles, although as she adjusted her tits and pulled at her top, it almost went from "Ad for Makeup" to "Worlds Most Watched Video". If anyone mashed together video of Halles tits and Keyboard Cat,... read more

"with a cord around his genitals"

When the news first broke that David Carradine was found dead, hanging from a closet in a hotel in Bangkok, the BBC was the first to suggest that his death was the result of autoerotic asphyxiation. The second paragraph of their original article said... Thai police told... read more

Kids really are idiots

Maybe if you have kids, stuff like this video that Britney put up about 30 minutes ago, showing her two boys "dancing" to one of her songs is cute. But if you hate kids like I do it's just more proof that kids are complete idiots. As a kid you're stupid, as... read more

Bruno is being sued. Again.

Sacha Baron Cohen is being sued once again, this time by a woman named Richelle Olson who claims she was severely injured during an altercation with Cohen at a bingo hall during the filming of "Bruno". She says she now needs a wheelchair or cane to move around as a... read more

Eva Longoria is up to something

I don't know what Eva Longoria was doing in St Tropez yesterday, but it was clearly something nefarious. It doesn't take a master detective to figure out that a yacht named "Pure White" was paid for with cocaine. (hq jump = here) [gallery... read more

David Carradine hung himself

"Kill Bill" star David Carradine was found dead in a Bangkok hotel room yesterday. At this time there are conflicting reports as to how he died, but at least one source is saying it was suicide. MSNBC says... A spokesman for the U.S. Embassy, Michael Turner, confirmed... read more

Afternoon Headlines

KIM KARDASHIAN - is engaged to Reggie Bush, although no date has been set for a wedding. Saints fans are probably surprised. If he likes being behind enormous asses this much you'd think he'd wait for his offensive lineman to set their blocks before bolting into the back... read more

"There is no split."

Earlier today there was a post with the headline, "It's an official split". And there was an ominous picture that showed Brad and Angelina looking in opposite directions. As if in life, as well as at Cannes. But this post has cute kissy-face pictures, which can only mean... read more

Melissa Joan Hart seems nice

Melissa Joan Hart was a celebrity according to wikipedia, and this weeks People magazine confirms it. She's on the cover, and my sources tell me it's because a horrifying photo (above) led the Sabrina star, 33, to take control. So she lost 42 LBS! This comeback is very... read more

Want. Do Not Want.

I don't need to tell anyone here that the new issue of Marie Claire comes out tomorrow, but you may be surprised by the pictures of supermodel Alessandra Ambrosio together with Brunos tightly wrapped gold nutsack. I know I was surprised. Very surprised. Startled, you... read more

"It's an official split."

This weeks version of the Brad Pitt-Angelina Jolie break-up story comes from the National Enquirer, which I don't like because they often get stuff like this right. I liked it better back when they just talked about leprechauns robbing banks or some shit. Brad and... read more