Alba demands Playboy pull magazines

Most of you probably already know that Jessica Alba was furious to find herself on the cover of Playboy magazine this month, but now she is filing suit to have all current issues of the magazine pulled from the newsstands and all future printings halted immediately. Alba says that she did not agree to be on the cover and that the image may mislead readers into thinking she appears nude or partially nude in the...

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Are Brad and Angelina married?

The completely unsubstantiated rumor of the day is that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have secretly married. Angelina is said to have been wearing a gold band while walking the streets of Paris recently, where Brad, Angelina and her kids have been renting an apartment. Us magazine quotes a source as saying: "Brad and Angelina have their own secret and the rings are part of it. In her mind, they are married." Who the...

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Lindsay Lohan is kewl

One of Lindsay Lohans friends put up a stack of candid pictures of Lindsay and her coterie as they spread their message of love and moderation. That's Lindsay flipping the camera off a hundred times, and behind the wall of champagne and highball glasses, and to the right of the three foot bong. I can't remember where she went to finishing school, I think somewhere in the northeast. Co-starring...

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Theres nothing wrong with Ellen Pompeo

It seems like you can't go through a checkout line and not see some tabloid saying that 'Greys Anatomy' star Ellen Pompeo is dangerously thin. And then some tard will think they're funny by making that concentration camp joke. Which seems to indicate that stalags are pretty damn sexy. If chicks in concentration camps look like Ellen does here in the Italian Vanity Fair, sign me the hell up. They may march us into the...

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Is Joaquin Phoenix with Eva Mendes

Word lately is that Joaquin Phoenix was seen having dinner with Eva Mendes, sparking rumours they are dating. Despite Mendes having a long time boyfriend, the couple had dinner at La Esquina in New York on Monday night. According to BANG Showbiz: The pair were "absolutely adorable together" and after eating reportedly went on to exclusive nightclub Butter. (They) then spent the rest of night dancing with each other...

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Clay Aiken just might be gay

I'm not sure what it's going to take to convince some people that Clay Aiken is gay. Does he have to send his proctologist flowers with a note saying call me, or is it enough that the National Enquirer went to press yesterday with web cam pictures and a transcript of Aiken soliciting sex from a 22 year old male schoolteacher in Boston on the gay chat site Manhunt.net (note - god dam you gays love the double meanings)....

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Sophia Bush is angry

'One Tree Hill' star Sophia Bush filed for divorce from husband Chad Michael Murray on September 27th, but just yesterday petitioned the court to annul her five-month marriage. In papers released by the Los Angeles Superior Court, Bush lists "fraud" as the grounds for seeking an annulment. There was no explanation of the alleged fraud, but a friend of Sophias told People in November: "Sophia went into the marriage...

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Jane Fonda has a sex tape

A soon-to-be-published book by a former editor at Hustler magazine claims that Jane Fonda had a three way with Ted Turner and another woman on tape in the early 1990

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Hollywood Stars love free stuff

"Swag Bags" have become a staple of awards show in the past few years, and no one does it better than the Academy Awards. The gift bag given to all presenters on the show is worth more than 134,000 dollars this year. The free stuff handed to millionaires like Jamie Foxx, George Clooney, Jessica Alba, Jennifer Aniston (wtf?) and Hillary Swank include a $33,000 four-night stay at Hawaii's Halekulani Resort with a...

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Lindsay Lohan is a flasher

Feel free to ask me why GM has ever had one fashion show, let alone 10, as long as you realize I have no idea what the answer is gonna be. All that really matters is that the Dalmatian was at the 10th annual GM Fashion Show but her bra wasn't. Just three years ago, if most guys saw this picture, the day would have ended and their penis would have grip marks on it like the handlebars on a ten year olds bike, but now...

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Winona Ryder is annoying

The reason people say a picture is worth a thousand words is because of pictures like this. [gallery columns="6"]

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Jessica Simpson is crafty

Jessica Simpson tells Entertainment Tonight that she is very happy and adjusting well to life as a single girl. She is bothered by endless speculation about her personal life, but is thankful to be busy in Santa Fe filming 'Employee of the Month', and even though she is on the cover of 'W' magazine hitting newsstands March 17, she says the constant glare of media attention can be a strain. She even admits to some...

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James Bond is easily defeated

Daniel Craig has often been criticized as too fey to play James Bond. Since filming began on the remake of 'Casino Royale', stories have surfaced saying he couldn't drive the famous Aston Martin because he didn't know how to drive a stick and he had two teeth knocked out in the films very first stunt sequence. Now comes tale that Craig has been bested by the most ruthless villain of all - the sun. James Bond has a...

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Paris Hilton is delusional

Paris Hilton is so confident in her acting ability that she has put Oscar winner Charlize Theron on notice that the two may soon be in contention for the same roles. Hilton says that one person once told her she had a similar style, and therefore a heated battle for the same dramatic character work is sure to follow. Says Paris: "My acting coach told me I have a similar style of acting to her so we may end up vying...

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Nick Lachey is pissin me off

I knew Nick Lachey was dating a new 26 year old (he's 32) named Elizabeth Ann Arnold and she was the 2002 Miss Kentucky, but I never really cared enough to find decent pictures of her. And then I found these. Give him this, the dude has a knack for finding easily impressed hot chicks with huge racks. Which is amazing because, let's be honest, Nick Lachey isn't that great. So it begs the question, is he really smooth...

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