After first saying they would let it air, NBC pulled last nights ‘Fear Factor’ stunt that had contestants (including twin girls Brynne and Claire Odioso) drinking glasses of donkey urine and donkey semen.
If it’s any consolation, Brynne and Claire called in to the the Cowhead Show in Tampa yesterday to describe it.
It seems Claire was the one who had to drink the semen (Brynne “won” and drank the urine), which was left in the sun all day and was hot by the time she drank it. She said it tasted extremely bitter “with hints of hay”, then added that it was way thicker than human semen, just to make absolutely certain that her dad and boyfriend both kill themselves.
The ratings for the American version of ‘X Factor’ were disappointing to say the least, and much lower than ‘X Factor’ ratings in the UK, and one problem may have been too much giggling and too many accents. And so the all girls and everyone from Wales has been fired.
Actually Nicole Scherzinger may be leaving by choice (with a rep saying, “She wants to focus on her music career. She’s spoken to Simon and he’s given her his blessing.”), but handsome and capable host Steve Jones has been fired (said Cowell, “I don’t think he did a bad job but, like ‘America’s Got Talent,’ there is a Brit limit on the show.” ) and so has Paula Abdul.
Fox has informed Simon Cowell’s longtime friend Paula Abdul she won’t be needed for the series’ next installment.
“She found out today,” says a show source. “At this point, the only ones staying are Simon and L.A. Reid.”
Oh so the only two who knew what they were talking about. Actually Nicole was good but Paula somehow got even dumber than she was on ‘Idol’. She somehow contributed even less. When it was her time to talk they might as well have just had someone read a fortune cookie or Snapple lid.
While singing at the funeral for Etta James over the weekend, something that looked like blood began dripping down Christina Aguileras leg. Her reps told AOL it was actually self-tanner, but I want to think about her spreading her legs and tanning her vagina even less than I want to think about her menstruating, so I’m just gonna stick with blood.
“Going from George Clooney to Steve-O,” sounds like an analogy that’s supposed to be funny, as if to describe a girl who’s dating life has gone to hell. And with good reason, because one is a handsome billionaire actor, and the other staples his balls to things.
But I bet Elisabetta Canalis wouldn’t find it funny, because she reportedly has gone from dating George Clooney to Steve-O. In real life.
There’s no explanation for why she’s done this, but I assume it has something to do with a combination of low self esteem, alcohol, and magic.
The entire original cast of ‘Arrested Development’, as well as the original writers, are all now confirmed for a new season and a movie, which you may already know if you live near me and heard me squealing with delight just now.
To all the skeptics out there, (writer Dean) Lorey confirmed that production is underway, even though the schedule is under wraps. “There are offices and parking spaces,” he wrote. The new season is slated to debut on Netflix in 2013, with a film to follow.
It may seem weird that a show this great and with such obvious fan support couldn’t find a home on a network, but one look at the prime-time ratings for NBC or ABC and it’s obvious that those network executives really know what they’re doing. If it aint broke, don’t fix it, ya know.
Jennifer Lopez was on her balcony in Miami yesterday, and she must have gotten some bad news during this phone call because she ended up crying. And come to think of it I did call Jennifer Lopez yesterday pretending to be a doctor and told her that the lump we found is cancer. I wonder if it had to do with that.
Katy Perry made her first public appearance since her divorce Friday night at the Mirage in Las Vegas for a charity event called GiveLove. I don’t know who that guy is that she’s with though. I looked but it didn’t say. His parents should be ashamed of themselves for raising such a failure for a son.
Christina Aguilera brought her son Max to Cirque du Soleil at the Staples Center in LA last night, but then left almost as soon as she arrived. “What kind of a bullshit circus doesn’t have fried candy bars and funnel cakes,” a source heard her say.