Miley Cyrus Performed On German TV With A Twerking Little Person (VIDEO)

September 9, 2013 | video | editor| 0 Comments

For as much shit as we give Miley Cyrus for being a massive douchebag, completely oblivious to the fact that the majority of us are laughing at her and her legion of mouth-breathing fans, her recent appearance on the... READ MORE

Justin Bieber’s Mustache Is a Game Changer

September 9, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Justin Bieber publicly debuted his mustache this weekend in New York . I think we can all agree that there’s nothing more manly on a girl than a mustache. When you throw in Justin’s wicked masculine temper, his sexually... READ MORE

Minka Kelly Is Still Perfect

September 9, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

I don’t know if Minka Kelly is a neo-Nazi or if she has horrendous IBS and shits her pants every six seconds or if she’s simply the worst human being on the face of the planet, but the fact... READ MORE

Young Kate Upton Poses For James Weber Photoshoot (UPDATED)

September 7, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Kate Upton is cursed with being super hot. Men are never going to treat her like the scientist that she isn’t. They’re simply going to want to pay her lots of money to see her looking sexy. As far... READ MORE

Khloe Kardashian Pretends Well

September 7, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Somebody gave Khloe Kardashian the solid advice to come out of hiding and go back to doing what she did before Lamar ditched her for crack and whores. So Khloe went back onto social media to post some photos... READ MORE

Nobody Gives a Shit About Your Stupid Emails

September 7, 2013 | WTF | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I’m a libertarian leaning kind of guy. I already know the government is spying on everybody doing everything. Those fuckers will abuse their power any chance they get. But guess what else — they don’t give a shit about... READ MORE

The Captain Is Still at the Helm

September 7, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I guess the good part about getting old is you start to forget shit more easily. Like, your signature magazine business is tanking or what seems like yesterday you were wearing a robe, smoking a pipe, and looking down... READ MORE

Mel Gibson Yells At Cops…Again

September 7, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Alcoholic and no big fan of the Hebrew peoples, Mel Gibson, once again unloaded on Malibu cops after he was stopped at a random DUI checkpoint. Mel was driving along the same road he famously lost his shit at... READ MORE

Painted Women In Thongs Protest Fashion Week

September 7, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Honestly, if you’re not at least willing to get naked in public to save the animals, I’m feeling like you don’t care that much to save a furry life. The bar has been set, ladies, tits or we kill... READ MORE