Ana Braga And Boxing Gloves and Not Much Else

November 30, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I’m not sure when people decided it was sexy to see women beating the crap out of each other. I don’t care if it’s organized boxing or two BBWs coming to blows over the last piece of diet cheesecake... READ MORE

Grim Reaper Still Circling Black Friday

November 30, 2013 | WTF | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

According to my thirty-seconds of research, nobody’s been trampled or beaten to death yet on Black Friday. It’s not that I want to see people die, it’s just that people do die, and if I had to choose, I’d... READ MORE

Nigella Lawson Loves Her Some Coke

November 30, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Nigella Lawson is the famous British TV cook and all around society woman whose rich ad executive husband tried to choke her out with his Kung Fu grip over lunch earlier this year. Apparently, that’s frowned upon in Britain.... READ MORE

Kanye West Blasts Nike, Blames Obama’s Failure on Not Being Jewish, Won’t Shut the Fuck Up

November 30, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Even though he’s likely getting some trim on the side, Kim Kardashian’s seismic birthing of the demon baby has been rough on Kanye West. He’s taking his jizz backup and turning it into daily idiotic tirades at radio stations... READ MORE

Gwyneth Paltrow Says Fuck All Them Haters

November 30, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Gwyneth Paltrow has had a lot of negative press in the last year mostly about what an obnoxious rag she is. But that shit don’t faze this sack of useless celebrity crap: “This is the thing, it’s like the older... READ MORE

Justin Bieber Tags Aussie Hotel With Stupid Graffiti

November 30, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Justin Bieber continued his reign of terror in Australia this week when he decided to tag up his hotel. The petite lesbian ferret was previously caught on tape spray painting his stupid cartoonish tags in Brazil. I guess he... READ MORE

Heidi Montag Had Her Giant Breasts Reduced

November 30, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Having never actually been talented or had a reason to be famous, Heidi Montag once had a ton of cosmetic work done so people would think she was really attractive, and that included having her breasts enlarged as if... READ MORE

NFL Fans Sure Love Selena Gomez

November 29, 2013 | Uncategorized | editor| 0 Comments

Prior to yesterday’s NFL game between the Oakland Raiders and Dallas Cowboys, I’d never actually seen Selena Gomez perform, mainly because I’m not a stupid child. But now that I’ve actually witnessed her alleged talents on display, I’m amazed... READ MORE