Thanks for getting dressed up

Mel B and her husband whose name I don't remember and don't feel like looking up walked the red carpet in Venice, Italy last night for the premiere of the Nic Cage sequel to 'Bad Lieutenant', and kudos to him for getting all dressed up. He's the kind of asshole you see... read more

my prayers have been answered

The Sun UK breathlessly announced today that 'Gia', the HBO movie starring Angelina Jolie as 70's supermodel Gia Carangi, is being remastered and released in HD. This is noteworthy because 'Gia' is the movie where Angelina walks around naked constantly and has sex with... read more

At least the beach looks pretty

Stephanie Pratt, Kristin Cavallari, and Lo Bosworth filmed scenes for 'The Hills' in Malibu yesterday, and if you squint and pretend it's a casket that Stephanie is climbing in and sailing away on like a Viking funeral these pictures are actually somewhat satisfying. If... read more

(say something nice)

Jessica Simpson was the big surprise guest model for Ozlem Suers fashion show last night in Paris. You may be wondering what kind of fashion designer still thinks its a good idea to have Jessica Simpson model their clothes. The answer is a fashion designer who wears... read more

Michael has beenb laid top rest

The program made it clear that the funeral for Michael Jackson would begin promptly at 7, good news for people like 77-year-old Elizabeth Taylor as they waited around in the blazing California heat. Just 90 minutes later the Jackson family arrived and the service began.... read more

Blake Lively is cool

It seems hard to believe that there was no around to step up and throw a glass of water on Blake Lively when they saw her walking around New York in a white dress and no bra. If I were 12 you would see her drenched in water and then me and some friends holding on to the... read more

what in the hell is that

Ashlee Simpson has looked awesome lately on occasion (here for example) which makes these pictures of her in New York today completely perplexing. Either Helen Thomas looks terrific or Ashlee has been hexed by something. [gallery... read more

the venice film festival looks fun

The 66th Venice Film Festival opened yesterday, and they have a huge lineup this year with premiere screenings of 'the Informant!' from Steven Soderbergh and Matt Damon, and 'Men Who Stare At Goats' starring George Clooney. In the formal competition are 'Bad Lieutenant:... read more

Michael will be buried today. Maybe.

Michael Jackson died on June 25th, and it may seem odd that his family hasn't buried him yet, but remember this: the Jacksons are a bunch of fucking retards. But now, just 71 days after his death, MSNBC says today may be the day. Michael Jackson's burial will finally... read more

Nicole Richie is sad or something

DJ AM was laid to rest yesterday at Hillside Memorial Park in Los Angeles. A small private funeral service was held for close friends and family, with Travis Barker the only celebrity on hand. There was someone I thought was Scott Caan but now I can't tell. I like to... read more

This seems inappropriate

Kat Von D did this tattoo of DJ AM for some dude as a tribute and of course the dude who got it put it on twitter because every thing must be twittered and 'pix or it didn't happen'. I don't know how people survived before this. It had to be sheer pandemonium when you... read more

What do Beavis and Butthead think?

The Mike Judge movie 'Extract' opens this Friday, and by coincidence Beavis and Butthead have posted a video on youtube to talk about it. What lucky timing! read more