brooke hogan is a big star

In her mind, as she made her way to the Ritz Carlton pool in Miami on Saturday, and again just before she revealed her scandalous pink thong, Brooke Hogan was already planning for the next few days, once these “sexy” pictures were all over the internet. Then in magazines... read more

carmen electra naked in maxim

Carmen Electra is featured in this month’s Mexican edition of Maxim magazine, and the cover says, “Carmen Electra: Chica Top Topless”. And then inside there are pictures of her topless. So even though I never took Spanish, I could read like 90 percent of the cover. I’m... read more

jennifer aniston might be a jawa

The mystery of what Jennifer Aniston looks like was almost revealed today in New York, but that sly boots has bested the curious public once again. Who is Jennifer Aniston? Is she even real? No one knows for sure! This was as tantalizingly close as we’ve ever been.(image... read more

morning headlines

KIM KARDASHIAN - “Everyone was laughing at her.” Because she can’t pronounce “philanthropy”. As you might guess, that came up when she emceed the Rush Philanthropic benefit. There's no video, so just picture a whore playing Password. “Phil-a ... fila-hoppy ... feel ...... read more

nice job lindsay

Lindsay Lohan has had her brand new $130,000 Maserati for about a week now, so of course it’s already been fucked up. Why wouldn’t it be? To be fair, she wasn’t the one driving when it hit a Subaru in front of them yesterday in Glendale, her assistant was. But if Lindsay... read more

lindsay just wants a quiet life

Lindsay Lohan has done an interview with E! online, and it clears up a lot of the crazy rumors you always hear about her “wild” private life and puts people like me squarely in my place, because I keep her from getting all the good roles. “People telling lies about me and... read more

jennifer aniston is an idiot

Jennifer Aniston broke up with John Mayer two weeks ago, but at least she had a good reason. She went to Europe to promote “Hotel for Dogs” or whatever it was, and while she was there he updated his twitter page a lot. That no-good son of a bitch. A source tells the Daily... read more

monday night headlines

DAVID LETTERMAN - “On Thursday, at 3 p.m., March 19, 2009, at the Teton County Courthouse in Choteau, Montana, I was married to Regina Lasko." Dave has dated Regina since 1986, and they had a son together in 2003. And that son … was high school football phenom Rueben... read more

how was your lunch fatty

“Entourage” is the dumbest GD show on television, and if anyone thinks otherwise quite frankly they’re an idiot. Oh but look, “coolest guy in the world” Adrian Grenier had lunch at Club Med in West Hollywood today, then gasped for air as he walked away and tugged his... read more

theres no way that stays on

The London premier of “The Boat That Rocked The World” began just a few hours ago (it’s now 5:58edt), and there is zero chance Ginger Spices rack stays inside that dress all night. Her arms are essentially in the same position in every picture. She can’t move and she... read more

afternoon headlines

JAMES CAMERON – “Avatar”, his first movie since “Titanic”, could cost more than 300 million dollars, which would pass “Pirates of the Caribbean 3” as the most expensive movie ever made. Yet still a bargain to get a James Cameron 3D sci-fi movie. Not a bargain: Skippy... read more

what in the hell

Fashion photographers are all weirdo perverts, so of course when Cindy Crawford (43 by the way) posed for the April issue of Allure magazine, the pictures they took only make sense if you, like them, spent the last 20 years getting high then nailed in the ass. But at... read more