Janice Dickinson Uses Her Crotch To Stop Bullies

October 29, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

The self-proclaimed “World’s First Supermodel” Janice Dickinson has decided that she’s had enough of bullies, so she took to the streets of Los Angeles yesterday for a photo shoot in the name of anti-bullying. But I don’t think that... READ MORE

Katy Perry Jumped Rope For Her Fans (VIDEO)

October 29, 2013 | video | editor| 0 Comments

Katy Perry performed her hit song “Roar” for a crowd of her fans at the Sydney Opera House yesterday, which isn’t noteworthy because the song is just the same old, cookie cutter pop crap that we’ve come to expect... READ MORE

Kim Kardashian Says Wedding Proposal Was an Out of Body Experience

October 29, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Kris Jenner always told her girls, when men do horrible things with you, just pretend it’s happening to somebody else and you’re watching it. I think she learned this from survivors of the Hanoi Hilton she used to dance... READ MORE

You Want to Buy Some Barely Legal Madonna Nudes?

October 29, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

If you can imagine, former Penthouse published Bob Guccione’s private photo collection isn’t heavy on the landscapes and Banksy ironic graffiti art. Mostly lots of naked chicks, including stills of Madonna from when she was eighteen and posing as... READ MORE

Lady Gaga Naked Onstage

October 29, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Lady Gaga stripped off all her clothes at a London nightclub looking like Grandpa Munster slipped her a potion to drive her snooping ass out of the house. I’m told the nightclub attendees were mostly gay men who used... READ MORE

Francesca Eastwood Flashes Her Panties

October 29, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Halloween is now a solid week. I’m not sure anybody informed the wandering souls of the change. But they need to be on call now for several days worth of women getting loaded and flashing their nuggets. I’m a... READ MORE

Julianne Hough Apologizes for Not Being Black

October 29, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Julianne Hough made the massive mistake over the weekend of offending a dude who works at the NAACP in Pennsylvania. No, she didn’t go on a racist rant like Alec Baldwin or sieg heil like Jesse James, she dressed... READ MORE

Farrah Abraham: Mother Of The Year

October 28, 2013 | Uncategorized | editor| 0 Comments

Farrah Abraham once again proved that not everyone who has working genitals should be a parent. She appeared on inane reality star Bethenny Frankel’s show where she admitted that she waxes her 4-year-old daughter’s eyebrows. She apparently was getting... READ MORE

Kanye West Goes Ball Deep Into Jesus Allegories

October 28, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Kanye West went full Jesus onstage at Staples Center during the L.A stop of his tour. I admire the fact that he sidestepped the subtle references to martyrdom and just portray himself as the Christ incarnate. It’s a nice... READ MORE