Tracy Morgan loves everything gay now

By brendon June 14, 2011 @ 10:59 AM


(and yes that was the gayest looking picture of Tracy I could find)

I bet that black guy who got fired from ‘Greys Anatomy’ because someone thought he might have said “faggot” is going out of his mind right now, because Tracy Morgan said he’d stab his own son to death if he was gay, and yet yesterday he began to do interviews and meet with gay and lesbian groups to find ways to make amends and put this behind him.

First was an interview with Russell Simmons, where Tracy apologized in no uncertain terms, and acknowledged that what he said was “indefensible”

“I guess the reason I am successful is because I am so unfiltered. And sometimes as a result I say really stupid shit. The truth is if I had a gay son, I would love him just as much as if he was straight … I might have to try to love even more because I know of the difficulty that he would have in society.”

“Of all the sicknesses, there is probably none more abusive than homophobia. My heart is committed to giving everyone the same rights that I deserve for myself. I don’t care if you love the same sex as long as you have the ability to love someone … I am deeply sorry for the comments I made.
What I am most sad about is the comments I made about kids and bullying.  I would never want any young person to think that I wasn’t on their side and if any young person thinks they can bully a young gay kid, come see me at 30 Rock.  On the corner, I would be happy to meet you.  Or Brooklyn if you can’t make it into Manhattan.”

Or in Tennessee, because that’s where Tracy will be next week, to film a PSA with GLAAD and to help them protest the states recent ban on the discussion of homosexuality in public schools before the ninth grade.

In other words, GLAAD is using him to gain exposure for their causes which the vast majority never would have heard about otherwise, and Tracy has to play along whether he wants to or not. What is so bad about waiting until the 9th grade to talk about homosexuality? I think gay people should be equal in every way, have all the same rights and liberties, mostly because I don’t give a fuck and I got a long list of people to complain about before I get to the gays, but that seems fairly reasonable. Or here’s a better idea: how about everybody put their pants back on and we talk about some math. Should we really have a room of 8 year old boys sitting in a circle on the floor while a grown man tells them how great cock is? Yeah, good thinking GLAAD. That’ll help change your image.

Jessica Biel with no makeup is not bad

By brendon June 13, 2011 @ 4:08 PM


Jessica Biel arrived in Toronto over the weekend to begin filming the ‘Total Recall’ remake, starring the underrated Colin Farrell and directed by the appropriately rated Len Wiseman, and when she got off the plane she didn’t have any makeup on. And since I’m a mean spirited, childish dick, you better believe I looked for the worst possible picture so I could make fun of her.

But as you can see, Jessica thwarted the hell out of that plan by looking pretty good, even without any makeup. I mean it wasn’t awesome or anything, but if this were Cameron Diaz, you would think she, more likely “he”, died like 4 years ago but somehow just never fell down.

(image source = inf)

pray for Lindsay Lohan

By brendon June 13, 2011 @ 3:01 PM


As the end result of all this, which, among many many many other crimes, includes kidnapping three people after car-jacking their SUV and driving it 100mph down PCH while drunk and high on cocaine to chase down her ex-assistant who was terrified and thought she was going to die, Lindsay Lohan is under house arrest for a few weeks. Not in jail. Which means that she and her admittedly fantastic tits are at her $1.4 million condo on Venice Beach, and it’s perfectly fine for her to have parties on the roof and drink and smoke with her friends, like she did yesterday.

This is her punishment.

And the legal system in LA is okay with that.

I just hope she can adjust when she gets out. I’m worried it’ll be too big a shock. What if she hangs herself like Brooks in ‘Shawshank’? I assume they have some kind of counseling but it’s gonna be tough.

(image source = splash news)

Monday headlines, with pregnant bride Lily Allen

By brendon June 13, 2011 @ 1:56 PM


KIM KARDASHIAN – was accused of cheating on her fiance after an NFL player named Brett Lockett told InTouch they’d been having a “physical relationship” for 5 months, but now he admits he’s never actually met her face to face. His dick must be huge. (e!)

SUPER 8 – was number 1 at the box office with $37M, because movie theaters don’t give refunds. (ew)

BOOK OF MORMON – is the musical written by Matt Stone and Trey Parker of ‘South Park’ (amazon has the cast recording on sale for $1.99), and last night it won 9 of the 14 Tony awards it was nominated for, including Best Musical and Best Director for Parker. The other “director” nominees told the actors to face the back wall and just wing it. It was foolish direction in hindsight. (people)

LILY ALLEN – got married this weekend, then announced that she’s 4 months pregnant, then took wedding pictures in a graveyard, yet still got upstaged by her older sister Sarah Owen, who wore this slutty dress. At least according to me. I love sluts! (sun, splash, wenn)

Wanda Sykes on Tracy Morgan: “I blame Tennessee.”

By brendon June 13, 2011 @ 12:37 PM


Tracy Morgan is of course in huge trouble for things he said about gay people during a concert in Nashville earlier this month, specifically on how he would react if his son was gay (“He better talk to me like a man and not in a gay voice or I’ll pull out a knife and stab that little nigger to death.”)

Well this weekend Wanda Sykes went on her twitter and blamed the state of Tennessee, saying that Tracy wouldn’t have said those things in Los Angeles.

- “I fault the TN lawmakers. They’ve created an anti-gay environment.”
– “Don’t believe Tracy would be so ignorant in LA, because we have a mayor, a city council,and police chief who believes we are all equal.”

Yeah that must be it. It’s Tennessees fault. That’s what I was thinking too. Because when I picture Tracy Morgan, and think of a place where he would fit right in and feel right at home, it’s Nashville, Tennessee. Finally, he was with his own kind. I’m surprised he didn’t fall asleep right on the sidewalk he felt so comfortable.

Taylor Momsen looks like a good singer

By brendon June 13, 2011 @ 10:20 AM


‘Gossip Girl’ star Taylor Momsen, who is 17 by the way, certainly was a busy little bee this weekend. First she performed at the Heineken Festival in Venice on Friday, then at a club in Amsterdam on Saturday, then at the Download Festival in England yesterday. None of which I would care about except she did it in nipple tape and then a flimsy dress and then nipple tape again. People criticize sluts but by golly, when they want attention they get results.

(image source = getty and flynet and wenn)

Jaime King was in a bikini

By brendon June 13, 2011 @ 7:45 AM


Jaime King was in Miami over the weekend with her husband, producer Kyle Newman, and uhh… hm. It’s weird. Remember when she was a top supermodel and a fairly popular actress? What the hell was that all about?

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January Jones seems nice

By brendon June 10, 2011 @ 6:32 PM


January Jones is a mean, icy, selfish bitch, and yet, despite being several months pregnant, she still has a really nice ass and today she wore yoga pants. And now I totally forgive her and would put up with her. Being a guy really sucks sometimes.

(image source = fame and wenn)