Lindsay Lohan has lesbian prison gangs lining up

Earlier today, some smartass at E! wrote the headline, "How Will Mel Gibson's Latest Rants Affect Jodie Foster's Beaver?" And then Fox topped that by writing a lesbian gangbang rape headline with, "Lesbian Prison Gangs Waiting to Get Hands on Lindsay Lohan." And that was... read more

whoopi defends mel gibson

Radar has just released a third audio clip of Mel Gibson screaming at his ex (this is the "wetback" clip. Another highlight: "You're a f*cking mentally deprived idiot. You're a f*cking using whore…I own you. You don't count.") but at least now one of his Hollywood... read more

tuesday morning headlines

MEL GIBSON - stars in the movie 'The Beaver', directed by Jodie Foster, which was supposed to be released in September. Now Foster and the studio don't know what to do with it. I asked Gibson what he told Foster as far as an apology, and this (NSFW language) is what he... read more

law expert lindsay "has seen 'chicago' several times"

There's no doubt that Lindsay Lohan is dumb enough to be declared legally dead and completely out of touch with reality, the only question is to what extent. This "insider" (aka either Dina or Ali bc Lindsay has no friends) should help clear that up. "Lindsay has no... read more

sofia vergara is in a bikini too

Ischia, Italy must be incredibly relaxing because Colombian supermodel and ‘Modern Family' star Sofia Vergara was there over the weekend too, and just like Heather Graham she laid around with her legs splayed open. Of course Sofia looked better doing it because of her... read more

“You need a bat in the side of the head, how about that?”

New Mel Gibson audio has been released today, featuring Mel threatening to kill or beat up his ex girlfriend several different times during the 8 minute tape, meaning either he's a sociopath or she's some type of hard-to-kill zombie. Highlights include... - MEL: "You... read more

heather graham is in a bikini, ready for her exam

Heather Graham spent the weekend with her boyfriend at the beach in Ischia, Italy, and thanks to her rolling around with her legs spread this description doesn't exactly have to be theater of the mind. Why can't you keep your legs closed, Heather? Did you try it once and... read more

monday morning headlines

ROMAN POLANSKI - will not be extradited by the Swiss to the US. He of course was convicted in 1977 of drugging a 13-year-old model and fucking her in the ass, but he fled the country and has never served a day in jail. Well maybe I'll just go over there and fuck some of... read more

edward norton got fired from 'the avengers'

When it was announced that Marvel and Paramount had finally found a way to make a movie based on "the Avengers", finally assembling the superhero team of Captain America, Iron Man, the Hulk, Thor, Nick Fury, the Black Widow and other comic icons, nerds everywhere set... read more

"if you get raped by a pack..."

I was mostly offended by the part where he made fun of breast implants. Sick son of a bitch. I hope the cops lock this bastard up and throw away the key. (WARNING: this obviously has extremely NSFW language) read more

page views always die on friday afternoons

Traffic always dies on Fridays, so I think I'm gonna start posting pictures of some of the incredibly hot readers who send in pictures like this girl did. I started posted some on the Tyler facebook a few months ago and it was suggested that we should have a weekly... read more

lindsay lohan has 12 days left

Lindsay Lohan used a fake Birkin that she found in the trash to hide her face while stopping at an art supply store last night. Maybe she wants to make a scrapbook before she goes to jail, to organize pictures of her and her family and chronicle her time in the... read more