Blake Lively is sick of herself

It seems ironic that there are two Blake Lively stories today; one about her naked iPhone pictures that are all over the internet, the other because she's on the July cover of Glamour and says she's sick of seeing herself on the internet. While Twitter is all the rage... read more

Chrissy Teigen is photogenic

Supermodel Chrissy Teigen isn't just some one trick pony who can only model bikinis for Sports Illustrated, and this month she shows her range by modeling bikinis for Vegas magazine. There's seemingly no limit to the magazines she can model bikinis in. The point of this... read more

Kim Kardashian is not pregnant

The new issue of life and style says that Kim Kardashian wants to get married in the next two months, and now OK maybe knows the reason why; because the godless whore has been laying down with a man and having intercourse. And now she's pregnant! Except she's not! And OK... read more

Paris Hilton is upset bc people assume she's a slut

Paris Hilton and her mom were on CNN last night, so obviously this was no time to talk about her infamous sex tape. I'm just kidding, that'll be fine. But only so Paris can talk about how she doesn't want to talk about it. "This is not what I planned. I didn't want to be... read more

the naked Blake Lively pictures are probably real

Earlier tonight, pictures surfaced showing a girl with long blond hair and a perfect body, naked, taking pictures of herself in a mirror with a silver iPhone wrapped in a black case. Awesome, right? But awesome gets awesomer because the girl in the pictures is reportedly... read more

behold the power of photoshop

Chelsea Handler is on the new issue of 'Hamptons' magazine, and yesterday they had a Memorial Day party to premiere it. And they had the real Chelsea stand next to the "Chelsea" on the cover of their magazine. I don't think someone really thought this through. (image... read more

Snooki is even sexier in a neck brace

As if Snooki wasn't already hot enough, now she's wearing a neck brace as a result of her car crash this weekend. But then it got uncomfortable and she took it off. Until they started filming again and she put it back on. The Italians really have to think this is some... read more

LeAnn Rimes defends her ribs. I mean, "abs".

Country singer/adulterer LeAnn Rimes tweeted a couple of bikini pictures from her honeymoon in Mexico on Sunday, and since you can see her ribs and hip bones in the pictures, one of her fans said you can see her ribs and hip bones in the pictures. "Whoa, you're scary... read more

Snooki crashed into an Italian police car

Everyone on 'Jersey Shore' is dumb as a rock, so to say that Snooki is the dumbest one means she's practically retarded. It's like being the ugliest catfish. True to form, she crashed into the back of a police car this weekend while filming in Florence, putting the two... read more

Hermione is optimistic

Emma Watson is in Pittsburgh these days to film ‘The Perks of Being a Wallflower', and over the weekend she went to the gym in a sports bra, just in case her breasts somehow doubled in size while working out and would need one. (image source = pacific coast) [gallery... read more

Michelle Rodriguez is in Monaco

Michelle Rodriguez spent the weekend watching the Monte Carlo Grand Prix, and even though she wore pants you could (once again) kind of see her ass. Sebastian Vettel was the winner of the Grand Prix btw, and Michelle was the winner of the Intersex Bikini Contest. (image... read more

Sean Kingston is not having a good Memorial Day

Rapper Sean Kingston was on a jet ski off Miami beach yesterday, when suddenly the Palm Island Bridge came out of nowhere and pulled right in front of him and he crashed into it. Guess who won that fight. Hip-hop star Sean Kingston was operating a jet ski in Miami Beach... read more