Sofia Vergara at the SAG Awards

The Screen Actors Guild Awards were last night of course, and from the film side it was telling that the Kings Speech, Colin Firth, Christian Bale and Natalie Portman all won (full winners list here), because most assume they're a lock for Academy Awards as well. From... read more

morning headlines

THE SAG AWARDS - were last night, and they sucked, unless you follow supermodel Chrissy Teigen on twitter. "i saw jeremy renner after the globes and was very disappointed he didn't have the neck tattoo from the town. fake ass." "these social network doofs are aligned... read more

Charlie Sheen enters rehab, Two and a Half Men on hiatus

The official story is still that Charlie Sheen was only in a hospital yesterday because of a hernia he got from laughing too hard, and yet, today he "voluntarily" entered an undisclosed rehab, and his CBS show Two and a Half Men will be temporarily shut down because of... read more

Sofia Vergara looks happy. With good reason.

Sofia Vergara was at the Elle Women In Television event in West Hollywood last night, and OH MY GOD look at those tits. This is one of those girls who sets an unfair standard. I was talkin to a guy at the bus stop about this today, because I think it's maybe why I can't... read more

Halle Berry knows how to dress

Halle Berry went to the dentist in Toluca Lake yesterday, and for some reason she did it her cock-teasingest shorts. Did that poor bastard dump her in high school or something? (image source = flynet) [gallery... read more

like nothing ever happened

Denise Richards, Martin Sheen, and Dr. Drew are all trying to get Charlie Sheen into drug rehab, but his body can apparently take it, his employer lets him do whatever he wants, and it's not like the pussies in the LAPD would ever arrest a celebrity, so, no, he's not... read more

morning headlines

RICKY GERVAIS - reprized his role as David Brent on the Office last night, and it really was a great scene, right up until it began. (celebuzz) TRACEY MORGAN - was live on Inside The NBA last night from Madison Square Garden, and when Charles Barkley asked him to choose... read more

Charlie Sheen was in the hospital for laughing too hard

Charlie Sheen is an asshole who beats up women, and that's why I had my fingers crossed that he would die yesterday, but he didn't, and now we're gonna have to listen to a bunch of insultingly condescending explanations for why he was rushed to the hospital. Awesome.... read more

Sheen had a briefcase full of coke and Melanie Rios

So if Charlie Sheen does die today (and honestly if he does who cares) at least he'll have gone out nailing one of the hottest girls in porn, if not all of Hollywood, in Melanie Rios. According to radar, she was the other porn star with Sheen this morning after he went... read more

"It's officially 24 hours of drinking! hehe."

I personally think Charlie Sheen is an asshole, but maybe he's actually really cool. Maybe it's cool that he shot Kelly Preston in the arm back when they were engaged. And that his girlfriend Chloe Jones died suspiciously (source). And that two of his wives claim he... read more

Charlie Sheen has been rushed to the hospital

Charlie Sheen and two of his newest lady friends were having another raucous party all last night and into the morning, aanndd now he might be dead (crossing my fingers). Charlie Sheen was rushed to the hospital this morning, TMZ has learned ... and a source at the... read more

wtf American Idol

American Idol had its third episode of the new season, and it actually did a pretty good job at holding on to last weeks ratings, but the real story was the show producers closing on a guy named Chris Medina. And here's why they did... Contestant Chris Medina has been... read more

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