A porn website posted a sex video Monday featuring a woman who looks and sounds like King. The site claims it is the teen pageant winner. King, contacted Monday, said she was aware of it but denied it was... READ MORE

Girls like Aly Michalka may be a dime a dozen in glamorous big cities, but I don’t live in such a gleaming metropolis. I live in a much, much, more dark and depressing place where women have “morals” or... READ MORE

Formally famous basketball star Dennis Rodman just got back from North Korea. Yeah, that North Korea. He went on a trip sponsored by Vice magazine, HBO, and, (bizarrely), The Harlem Globetrotters. The cross-dressing, obnoxious, Rodman hung out with ruthless... READ MORE

There’s nothing worse than the first few minutes of a porn film. So, we’re going to show you just that. I’m not sure who is calling this a ‘sex tape’, maybe the people trying to get you to buy... READ MORE

Filled with her bastard baby, the future fatty and soon forgotten Kim Kardashian has been shaking off rumors that she plans to sell off her future baby conceived through sweaty butt sex with Kanye West (a double miracle of... READ MORE

There’s no real reason to complain about Emily Ratajkowski, except maybe for the fact that you and I will likely never bang her. And I don’t mean together, I mean, either of us, alone, ever. This chick used to... READ MORE

Marc Anthony probably got sick to shit of seeing Jennifer Lopez having sex with, and buying Range Rovers for, her 20-something gay backup dancer  So he decided to top her by picking up 22-year old Chloe Green, the chunky big... READ MORE

Nobody gave a crap that supermodel Heidi Klum had allegedly been cheating on Seal, her husband of seven years, with her bodyguard and current boyfriend, because she’s 39-years old and still looks better than 99% of the women on... READ MORE

Kelly Brook and Katie Price (AKA Jordan) are both English models who are only recognized because they have giant tits. However, while Brook’s breasts are natural, Price’s have come as the result of ridiculous plastic surgery. Regardless, they’re both... READ MORE

I bet you think they go into a black hole. But, no. Like that priest in The DaVinci Code flagellating himself to get closer to his higher power, I am reading every single one. The majority of the letters are from... READ MORE