Danielle Bregoli Lands Atlantic Record Deal (VIDEO)

Those parental cliches about eating your vegetables and studying and early to bed to ensure success in life seem particularly bullshit in the face of Danielle Bregoli landing a music contract with Atlantic Records.  read more

Kevin Hart Didn't Delete the Evidence

Being called out for sex crimes in the war to establish gender privilege dominance can be distracting for a man. Not literal sex crimes that fall under rape. But sex crimes like infidelity that would be made illegal by law if enough women were in powerful political... read more

Lady Gaga Gets Touched

Former pop star Lady Gaga is still hoing out her Netflix documentary, Gaga: Five Foot Two, with a sense of self-importance that should be reserved for whoever cures cancer or Lena Dunham when she finally learns what to wear for her body type. A fumigation tarp. Younger... read more

Jerry Sandusky's Son a Chip Off the Old Block

Apparently rape and pedophilia runs in the family when you're a Sandusky. It looks like Jeffrey Sandusky was attempted to beat his dad's record when he pleaded guilty to 12 felony counts related to child sex abuse. Like father like son. read more

Tom Cruise Isn't Checking In With Suri Very Often

A new report in InTouch Weekly claims Tom Cruise hasn't seen his daughter Suri in the past four years. Or about since that time he sued the shit out of  Life and Style magazine for claiming he had abandoned his daughter post-divorce. read more

Erika Jordan Leopard Print For Life and Shit Around the Web

NSFW NYFW pics, Miranda Kerr's butt, and more! read more

Katy Perry Supports Foreign White Wash

Foreign commercials often encounter conundrums when crossing cultural boundaries to expand product exposure. Remember that Chinese commercial that washed a black guy white? That's only okay in America if you're the King of Pop. Or a king of pedophiles. read more

Kim Kardashian On Nudity: "I Don’t Know What The Age Cutoff Is"

Kim Kardashian's fake Paris robbery is at the center of her new spread for Allure Magazine, where she also opens up about being insanely in shape and not knowing when the world is tired of seeing her tits. When did her sex tape come out? Then. Kardashian also saddles her... read more

Paula Abdul's Problem With The Lakers

The Los Angeles Lakers decided to celebrate the dying franchise by retiring Kobe Bryant's jersey numbers. Pre-rape and post-rape. But Paula Abdul's problem is wondering why her jersey isn't up there next to the Black Mamba's.  read more

Remember Miranda Cosgrove? This Is Her Now. Feel Old Yet?

Kylie Jenner has answered your burning question "What would a handicapped baby between Miranda Cosgrove and Lisa Rinna look like?" with a bold new look she debuted while strolling around town. The reality starlet is known for playing fast and loose with her face, but... read more

Jennifer Lawrence Taking A Hiatus

Maybe Jennifer Lawrence's roll in Mother! took a lot out of her. Having your boyfriend also be your boss is stressful.  read more

Rolling Stone Magazine Fire Sale

There were any number of options for owners of the big New York magazine titles to pursue as the digital era started to reshape and shatter the traditional periodical magazine publishing business. Rolling Stone magazine managed to make all of the wrong ones.  read more