WWTDD is always looking for an excuse to shout-out Madison Beer, so her tie to Victoria’s Secret is welcome news. Apparently VS makes women smell good (called “fragrances”) in addition to making them look slutty (lingerie), and Beer is... READ MORE

It’s easy to swipe comments on your appearance when you look like Camila Cabello. The Cuban escapee tells Fox News – and anyone who will listen to her rich-girl plight – that someone, somewhere, will talk smack on her... READ MORE

How else do you explain O’Connell’s hard-on to join “The Talk” TV show? This charming, young man – who is actually neither – has persuaded the out-of-touch producers that he’s the right replacement for potty mouth brit Sharon Osbourne... READ MORE

We all have stories of a desirable woman saying “I want a man who makes me laugh” when they really mean “I want a man with lots of money who makes me laugh” – which explains the reason why... READ MORE

We at WWTDD have occasionally sent props to celebrities who act their age – using stuntmen, getting off the Gram, and not dating / marrying lulu-girls (like Nic Cage). Forever Tough Guy Gerald Butler hit the beach with beard... READ MORE

You’d think when you whore yourself to a millionaire twice your age you sb able to skate through the occasional litigation storm. Not so for former (?) hawtie Erika Jayne Giraldi, who, after a judge said her ex-husband’s victims... READ MORE

Does anyone really care about a 40 yo pop star who ruled the charts before the internet existed, and sold-out shows in Las Vegas until she didn’t? Britney Spears is still under the thumb of her father, apparently, and... READ MORE

Salma Hayek is living, aging testament to the fact that if you fat or ugly or Russian, and you have $7 billion dollars, you get to motorboat an Aztec treasure chest. Hayek married Francois-Henri Pinault – i.e.Some Rich French... READ MORE

Critics are dismissive of “influencer” Bella Poarch and her 170+ million hits on her “Build a Bitch” video. So she doesn’t have traditional talent like “singing” or “dancing” or “acting” – that’s old school – but her TikTok videos... READ MORE

Those of you who fantasize about sex with a Victoria’s Secret model – in other words, Men – get ready for some shrinkage. In a desperate attempt to fend off bankruptcy (gdi), the venerable Prostitution …, er, Lingerie company... READ MORE