Are Reality Show Attention Whores Worse Than Neo-Nazis?

The classic ethical dilemma where you have to steer the train left and take out disturbing silicone injected social media attention whores or guide the train right and decapitate some JuCo guy named Dylan who loves Hitler t-shirts. The seven-ten split is never an option.... read more

New 18% Tax For Being The Wrong Gender

A vegan cafe in Melbourne, Australia is charging any man wishing to patronize their business 18% tax. Just for having a penis. read more

Kylie Jenner Depressed

Kylie Jenner battles depression while muppet mom Caitlyn Jenner hovers a chicken over her face in a harrowing preview of this Sunday's Life of Kylie. The botched celebrity can't seem to catch a break on the Internet, and in the clip, she further laments the pitfalls of... read more

Taylor Swift Sexual Assault Merit Badge

Taylor Swift prevailed in her case against the Denver radio DJ who goosed her ass during a post-show photo op four years ago. The wheels of patriarchal injustice grind slowly.  read more

Lexy Panterra Beach Ass And Other Shit Around The Web

Plus Paloma Ford tit slip, Bella Thorne In My Side Insta nipple, Katrina Bowden ass, and more! read more

Tom Cruise Stunt Queen

In these time - aka all times - we rely on celebs to bring the yucks, and nobody is yuckier than Tom Cruise injuring himself on set while filming Mission Impossible Thirty: Safely Crossing The Road. Cruise's mission does indeed end up being impossible, as the... read more

Bieber Denied By Bigger Whore Theory

Justin Bieber apparently trolls through Instagram looking for hot chicks to compliment publicly and privately DM to see if they're down to fuck. That's supposed to be a damning comment. It might be approximating his first admirable characteristic. read more

Jennifer Aniston Slams All H8ers In New Statement

Jennifer Aniston opens up about body-shaming, and all kinds of shaming for that matter, in a new interview for Vogue - the publication that favors underage thirty-pound near-dead models, and that is helmed by Anna Wintour, who once said: "I'd just been on a trip to... read more

The Turning Out of Kaia Gerber

It's a weird thing when your parents size you up as a pubescent teen and tell you it's time to start dressing provocatively if you want to eat. Even weirder when you're filthy rich and that not eating part isn't even close to a legit threat. Your folks simply want to turn... read more

Aubrey O'Day's Lovely Lady Lumps

Now that Pauly has removed his D from Aubrey O'Day I'd like a crack to explore her shore, dirty Jersey style. read more

Britain Sees Tits, Falls Into the Ocean

The British have invited a human mass of non-assimilated Sharia jihadis onto their island home without much ado, but a pair of tits on television has the nation on the brink of meltdown.   read more

Emma Stone Battle of the Sexes in Marie Claire

  Emma Stone is one of those actresses that even people who hate people like. She's a chick who can hang who happens to be model-gorgeous and weigh forty-five pounds. Because she snorted one time while laughing, Stone is just such a dork. One of the boys. Who calorie... read more