Gigi Hadid's Racism Bites Back At Victoria's Secret

The lesser of two evils, Gigi Hadid, has announced that she will not be heading to China for the 2017 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, and many are speculating that her absence is more of a national policy than a whim decision due to a racist video featuring Hadid that... read more

Mike Tyson Unsuccessful At Sneaking In To Chile

The last time I remembered that Chile existed it was because I watching Locked Up Abroad. I try to avoid traveling to places that can have all of their interesting attributes highlighted in less than a half hour on National Geographic. read more

Daddy's Home Indeed and Shit Around the Web

Who’d you rather, Instagram boobs, and more! read more

Playboy Goes Large

It takes some intestinal fortitude to be searching for your identity whilst in the process of drowning. Playboy is on life support and roaming to and fro with Cooper Hefner running ideas up the flagpole like transgendered Playmates and chicks in clothing. read more

Blac Chyna Suing Kim Kardashian

An enemy of my enemy is my friend. I’ve been waiting for someone to dethrone the dynasty that Kris comprised by putting a price tag on anything with tits in her house. Including Rob. read more

'What Men Want' Gets Feminist Reboot

What better way to celebrate a recent win over the patriarchy than to replicate your oppressor's behavior and objectify men. Did we not learn anything from Animal Farm in third grade?  read more

Ben Affleck And His Vagina Talk

In addition to packing on fifty pounds over the past decade, Ben Affleck also seems to have packed on a vagina, and he and his puss continued their "The things we would have done if we had known about Weinstein. Grrr" tour with an appearance Thursday on The Late Show and... read more

Tamara Ecclestone Breastfeeding Three Year Old For Promotional Purposes (VIDEO)

Ecclestone's been featuring her brazen toddler nursing frequently as part of her shtick. It's a cynical attempt to thrust herself into real world mom discussions.  read more

Hot Young Married Female Teachers Making American High Schools Great Again

America blows the rest of the world out of the water when it comes to hot young female teachers and naughty after school sex education. read more

Lots of Lusty Lesbian Loving in This Week's Mr. Skin Minute (VIDEO)

Charlize Theron and Sofia Boutella bump bagels in Atomic Blonde! read more

"Get Out" Laughing All The Way to the Bank

Studios have submitted dramas with comedic overtones to the comedy category before. Maybe the categories need to be a little more fluid like gender in 2017 because who doesn't want to watch a 10 hour award show. read more

Jessica Chastain Grounded As Ever For Town And Country

Those of you immune to the allure of the dour, out-of-touch, and man-like Jessica Chastain are going to be all over her new spread for Town & Country. The magazine originally dedicated to documenting the going-ons of inbred rich Southern debutants who procured their... read more