Lena Dunham’s Ex-girlfriend’s Life “Reduced To Dumb Hetero Normative Gossip”

January 17, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Corrections and clarifications: In the article “Lena Dunham Single” we mistakingly identified Jack Antonoff as a man. He is in fact a strong powerful woman. Thanks for your understanding. So, yeah, Lena Dunham can now hunker down with her best and closest friends Ben & Jerry while crying over the five-hour-long BBC Pride & Prejudice, […]

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Chelsea Manning Running for Senate (VIDEO)

January 17, 2018 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Chelsea Manning, the former Private Bradley Manning who kicked off WikiLeaks with a 750,000 page dump of secure documents involving America’s war in Iraq and Afghanistan, is running for Senate. The nation has seen many war heroes run for office. Less often soldiers convicted of treason. You may recall Bradley Manning entered Leavenworth prison on […]

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Matt Damon Sorry He Ever Opened His Adorable Little Mouth

January 17, 2018 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Matt Damon has come to the conclusion that he should never speak again in public. This could’ve been hailed a huge step forward for the rest of us. But it was merely Damon’s seventeenth apology to women for being a man. Also for saying a couple months ago that rapists shouldn’t be conflated with guys […]

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Aaron Rodgers Checking Out Danica Patrick’s Pipes

January 16, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Aaron Rodgers dumping Olivia Munn to date Danica Patrick sounds dumb every time anyone is forced to say the sentence aloud. Of course Rodgers decided to distance himself from Olivia to focus on football but look where that has got him. Just another Packer trying to pick up the pieces in the offseason while picking […]

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Talk About Sophie Mudd Flaps, My Girl’s Got ‘Em and Crap Around the Web

January 16, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Elle Fanning workout erotica of the day (DrunkenStepfather) Guess the sexy celebs showing off in lingerie (TMZ) Kelly Hall bare breasts candids (ILikeBreasts) Rumer Willis braless in a see-through top (TaxiDriverMovie) Sophie Mudd shows off her assets in Malibu (Egotastic) See the Globes of Best Actress Rachel Brosnahan (EgotasticAllStars) Emma Stone braless, busty, and perky (Popoholic) Kimberley Garner is absolutely astounding (HollywoodTuna) […]

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Mark Wahlberg Man-blames With Monetary Donation

January 16, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Marky Mark Wahlberg didn’t make the same mistake many other melanin devoid rappers outside of the Eminem exception make which is stay in rap too long. He could have easily been just another Vanilla Ice if he didn’t transition into movies. But now that he has made millions and only two films that are actually […]

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Elon Musk Attempts To Slip Out Of Sex Party Unnoticed

January 16, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Since birth boys have always had to keep girls out whose soul intention is to assure anyone with a penis is having an equally lame time at life. It started with your first tree house club when you were younger and your little sister told your parents you weren’t letting her play. Fast-forward some years […]

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Michael Douglas Preemptive Hollywood Masturbation Club Cardholder

January 16, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Douglas is going full court press, releasing this long ass tale about how he’s never even looked at a woman before. What even are women? Never heard of ’em. Boobs? Sorry I don’t follow

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Supergirl Tackles Harassment With Practiced Aplomb

January 16, 2018 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

It’s odd when they ask actors their opinions of #MeToo outed sexual harassers with whom they’ve worked. It’s actually odd when actors are asked for their opinions on anything. Oh, you’re stupid AND famous? Please, give us some insight. Similar to how they insist an actor who played an astronaut in a movie comment on […]

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Lady Gaga’s Gross Wine Rejected By U.S. Patent Office

January 16, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Any Z-list Real Housewife who’s anybody knows that there’s nothing classier than releasing a bottom-shelf wine available for purchase at your local gas station. So it makes sense that Lady Gaga, who at this point has just a hair more prestige than a drunk whore on Bravo, is hell-bent on releasing her own witch’s brew. […]

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