Retired basketball player and all around toolbag Dennis Rodman has decided it’s time for him to do what no other American diplomat could do: arrange the release of American Kenneth Bae from North Korea. You’ll recall that Rodman visited North Korea recently and became BFFs with its insane leader Kim-Jong Un. Rodman is sure that he can do a better job than the president in freeing Bae.
“I’m gonna try and get the guy out, It’s gonna be difficult. We got a black president who can’t even go talk to [Jong-un …Obama can’t do shit, I don’t know why he won’t go talk to him.”
I’m not sure what Obama being Black has to do with anything. Does Rodman think that he can fool Un into thinking that he’s the president? North Korea is nuclear powder keg ruled by a family of lunatics. They violently oppress their people and starve them while living it up like emperors with stupid hair cuts. But Rodman defends Un and says he’s not such a bad guy. If there’s any justice, they’ll let Bae go and imprison Rodman or let the starving masses eat him and one of his stupid hats for dessert.
With everyone from George Stephanopoulos to David Stern shitting on him, NBA legend Dennis Rodman retreated to his natural element of HPV and Whitesnake songs at a strip club when he returned from North Korea. The Worm has tried to tell people that North Korean dictator and half-man/half-potato Kim Jong Un is a good guy, but that all went to shit this week when Un’s lackeys threatened to nuke Washington.
“Now that the U.S. is set to light a fuse for a nuclear war, the revolutionary armed forces of the DPRK will exercise the right to a pre-emptive nuclear attack to destroy the strongholds of the aggressors and to defend the supreme interests of the country,” the North’s foreign ministry spokesman said in a statement carried by the official KCNA news agency. “The U.S. is massively deploying armed forces for aggression, including nuclear carrier task force and strategic bombers, enough to fight a nuclear war under the smokescreen of ‘annual drills’.” (NBC)
The last time North Korea attempted to fire a rocket, it flew about as far as a whistler stuck between your older brother’s butt cheeks. Needless to say, nobody in DC is scared. That’s why it’s great that the people at Official Comedy made this NBA Hangtime video game parody of Kim Jong Un and Rodman.
Hell, even China is laughing at North Korea right now, and that’s like Ike Turner laughing at Chris Brown.
Formally famous basketball star Dennis Rodman just got back from North Korea. Yeah, that North Korea. He went on a trip sponsored by Vice magazine, HBO, and, (bizarrely), The Harlem Globetrotters. The cross-dressing, obnoxious, Rodman hung out with ruthless third generation dictator Kim Jong-Un. He said of the boy despot, “You have a friend for life“. Fucking really? The horrible thug that keeps his people in abject poverty and threatens to destroy the U.S. while he whacks himself off below camera? Sure, Rodman was once a great player but even then I wondered if his abilities were worth how thoroughly annoying he was. Why, of all basketball stars, they chose this chunk of dick cheese is beyond me.