Jake Gyllenhaal Self-Serving Advice

Actor Jake Gyllenhaal was promoting his new movie, Demolition, when the topic of being a child star came up. Despite his personal success transitioning from Hollywood kid to Hollywood adult, Gyllenhaal warned against the pitfalls of child acting, "I think any... read more

Jake Gyllenhaal Has So Many Girlfriends

Jake Gyllenhaal is rumored to be dating Ruth Wilson coming as a shocking blow to not all his buddies in the not gay bar he never attends thrice a week. The couple were spotted participating in an outdoor exercise program for suburban pussies known as Barry's Boot Camp... read more

Jay Z Blings Off Beyonce's Little Sister

I don't care if you're trying to shut up your 50-year younger Latina hooker so you can keep your NBA franchise or your old lady's feisty little sister tried to kick your ass in an elevator, you can never go wrong with a big-ass blood diamond to squelch that nonsense.... read more

Jake Gyllenhaal Might Be Dating Alyssa Miller

Jake Gyllenhaal has quite the understated image when it comes to the ladies that he dates, because he doesn't get nearly enough credit for the quality he pulls. It's even more impressive when you consider that it's only gotten better since he starred in one of the worst... read more

Taylor Swift is still a vindictive bitch

Taylor Swift gets a lot of credit for writing her own songs, but she shouldn't because all they are is a list reasons why every guy she's ever dated is an asshole. Naturally that means her new record will be filled with coy allusions to Jake Gyllenhaal, even though they... read more

Anne Hathaway thinks shes dated gay guys

Anne Hathaway sat down with Chelsea Handler to do an interview for, um, Interview, and it didn't take long before the easily relaxed Hathaway was ratting out her ex boyfriends for being secretly gay. HATHAWAY:"... the other thing I want to say about Jersey is they need... read more

morning headlines

MEL GIBSON - is facing up to 4 years in jail for hitting his ex. It's probably a good thing he didn't know that because if he did I bet he would have hit her even harder. (sun) AMERICAN IDOL - is down 13 percent in the ratings from one year ago, which was the lowest... read more

Wednesday headlines

JAKE GYLLENHAAL AND TAYLOR SWIFT - broke up, and now that vindictive psychopath will no doubt try to embarrass him in one of her songs. "And people wonder why I'm gay," Jake will no doubt say to himself. (us.com) LINDSAY LOHAN - says she's not stalking her ex Sam Ronson,... read more

Jake Gyllenhall and Taylor Swift are official... ly boring

Jake Gyllenhaal (who turns 30 in 3 weeks) and Taylor Swift (who turns 21 in 2 weeks) are officially dating, according to Us magazine. Oh, the excitement. Us has the first photos of Taylor Swift and Jake Gyllenhaal's romantic Thanksgiving Day weekend. Arm in arm, the two... read more

tuesday afternoon headlines

'PRINCE OF PERSIA' - and 'the Last Airbender' are being accused of racism because their leads are played by white people. "Are these summer blockbusters racist?", the Huff Post asks. "I sure do hope so," I replied before feeling misled. (huff post) MEGAN FOX - is not... read more

reese witherspoon is single

Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal are individually boring, but put them together and they combine like Volton to form a unstoppable 10-story robot of boring. Thankfully, Hollywood is now safe. Marc Malkin of E! online writes... Sources confirm that the two decided to... read more

tuesday morning headlines

JUDE LAW AND SIENNA MILLER - are back together. Or at least they were on Thanksgiving. "They had no problem flaunting their love right in the middle of the restaurant. They definitely looked like they were head-over-heels for each other." Of course Jude Law would stick... read more