Jake Gyllenhaal Self-Serving Advice

April 6, 2016 | celebrity | josh-j| 0 Comments

Actor Jake Gyllenhaal was promoting his new movie, Demolition, when the topic of being a child star came up. Despite his personal success transitioning from Hollywood kid to Hollywood adult, Gyllenhaal warned against the pitfalls of child acting, “I think any professional business for a child where they’re not allowed to necessarily be a child is always dangerous. […]


Jake Gyllenhaal Has So Many Girlfriends

May 12, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Jake Gyllenhaal is rumored to be dating Ruth Wilson coming as a shocking blow to not all his buddies in the not gay bar he never attends thrice a week. The couple were spotted participating in an outdoor exercise program for suburban pussies known as Barry’s Boot Camp and then kissing afterwards before Wilson left with a […]


Jay Z Blings Off Beyonce’s Little Sister

May 15, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I don’t care if you’re trying to shut up your 50-year younger Latina hooker so you can keep your NBA franchise or your old lady’s feisty little sister tried to kick your ass in an elevator, you can never go wrong with a big-ass blood diamond to squelch that nonsense. After Solange Knowles and her […]


Jake Gyllenhaal Might Be Dating Alyssa Miller

June 21, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Jake Gyllenhaal has quite the understated image when it comes to the ladies that he dates, because he doesn’t get nearly enough credit for the quality he pulls. It’s even more impressive when you consider that it’s only gotten better since he starred in one of the worst movies of all-time, Prince of Persia. Case […]


Taylor Swift is still a vindictive bitch

January 28, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Taylor Swift gets a lot of credit for writing her own songs, but she shouldn’t because all they are is a list reasons why every guy she’s ever dated is an asshole. Naturally that means her new record will be filled with coy allusions to Jake Gyllenhaal, even though they only dated for a few […]