I Felt Worse About Staring at Steven Spielberg's Daughter's Tits Before I Paid $15 to See Jurassic World

Bad guys in movies are always threatening mopes with harm to their virginal daughters if they refuse to comply with various sinister demands. These villains have never studied Hammurabi. The punishment has to fit the crime. You make one onerously shitty plodding Bryce... read more

this is why Steven Spielberg sucks

By almost any measure, 'Raiders of the Lost Ark' is one of the most successful and entertaining movies ever made. As long as you ignore the ending, which might be the worst ending ever for an otherwise great movie. Because Indiana Jones doesn't do anything. He literally... read more

Speilberg blames Lucas for Indiana Jones 4 being awful

StevenSpielberg has a interview in the new issue of Empire, and if you hated the idea of aliens in 'Indiana Jones and Kingdom of the Crystal Skull', you're in good company, because he did too. "...I sympathise with people who didn't like the MacGuffin because I never... read more

'War Horse' has a new trailer

‘War Horse' has a new full length trailer out today (HD copies here), and I just want to say once again that Steven Speilberg can go fuck himself. I'll admit that this worked on me but only because I'm a malleable simpleton, not because it's a good movie. Here's the... read more

Friday headlines, with Vanessa Minnillos honeymoon

BEAVIS AND BUTTHEAD - will return to MTV later this year, and now there's a 5 minute preview of the new season. In related news, Pauly Shore will box a kangaroo this weekend at the Des Moines Chevrolet "Dealin Days". (hollywood reporter) STEVEN SPIELBERG - made his first... read more

Gwyneth Paltrow in a bikini is sort of ok

Gwyneth Paltrow is a completely horrible person, I don't think anyone has come here today to dispute that, but she looks ok in a bikini considering she's 38 with two kids. Which is probably the nicest thing I'll ever say about her. Here she is with her kids over the... read more

oh f**k you, Steven Spielberg

Back in 2009, Megan Fox did an interview with Wonderland magazine, who asked her what it was like to work with Michael Bay on the first 2 'Transformers' movies. And she said... "He's like Napoleon and he wants to create this insane, infamous mad-man reputation. He wants... read more

Leonardo DiCaprio is doing Blake Lively now

Leonardo DiCaprio (seen here whitely high-fiving a lazy Steven Spielberg) only officially broke up with supermodel Bar Refaeli last week, but the New York Post says he's already with 'Gossip Girl' star Blake Lively now, and that they've been walking around Cannes,... read more

Indiana Jones 5 is on the way. For some reason.

Oh holy shit are we really doing this. JoBlo says... Star Shia LaBeouf says they've already got a storyline mapped out for the potential project. Says LaBeouf, "I got called into Steven's office and he pitched a little bit to me and it sounds crazy, it sounds really... read more

tuesday afternoon headlines

KATY PERRY - was at a party this weekend which for some reason had an elephant. But not just any elephant. A smooth talking producer. Now Katy is gonna be in a movie. (full size) JESSE JAMES - will reportedly get ratted out by a 5th girl who says they had sex while he... read more