Leave Heidi alone, pervert

Heidi Klum and her enormous pregnant breasts tired to spend a fun day with her kids at a park in New York City yesterday, but some old lady had to come up and ruin everything. I think she propositioned her, because Heidi looks disgusted, and the old lady is doing the "I... read more

Rihanna has good taste

Rihanna spent the Fourth of July at Tao in Vegas with some mystery dude who is reportedly her new lover, and she did it essentially topless, but don't get too excited. That star over her nipple is what she wore, not something I did with photoshop to make these... read more

Holy crap

If there's anything better than the way Kim Kardashian looks in this bikini, I haven't heard of it. And I've heard of many many things. Well over two dozen. Unfortunately who ever did her makeup smeared it on like a fat girl would frost a cake, and it was super... read more

ohai

Jessica Simpson sang the National Anthem yesterday at the opening ceremony of the Tiger Tourney, a charity golf event in Bethesda, Maryland, hosted by Tiger Woods. So here are some pictures and the amazing true facts behind them. PICTURE 1 - holy fucking shit. PICTURE 9... read more

afternoon headlines

KARL MALDEN - died today at the age of 97. He won the Academy Award in 1951 for "A Streetcar Named Desire". How did he die? What am I, a scientist? (source = yahoo) R KELLY - might have had his home raided by Chicago police today searching for evidence of statutory rape.... read more

This is more like it

The last time there were bikini pictures of Denise Richards, she once again kept her stupid denim shorts on, and so I summoned up my courage and said I'd had it with her non-ass showing shenanigans. Then I posted pictures of different girls who weren't so stuck up. It's... read more

Knock it off Katy Perry

Look how hot Katy Perry can be when she's mute and for 5 minutes stops dressing like a high school girl with a head injury. Like in these pictures from Esquire magazine. She's pretty with a nice body and huge tits, but she insists on drowning all her hotness like it was... read more

Amy Adams is better like this

Amy Adams was the only recognizable name to show up in a bikini this weekend, and you may be wondering if she's been hiding some amazing hot body all this time. Let me put it this way: No. See for yourself here and here. She can be cute sometimes, but in the wrong dress... read more

Farrah Fawcett has (passed away)

I naturally assume that everyone is still riding the high of LSU winning the College World Series last night, their sixth since 1991, so I'm sorry to drag everyone down, but late last night Farrah Fawcetts publicist made this statement: It was just related to me, that... read more

Denise Richards is lazy

Denise Richards hit up the beaches in Hawaii again today, and again she dragged her dumb kids around and never took off her shorts. So if she's not gonna bother to care about these pictures I'm not sure why the hell I would. Especially when last night was the 2009 Face... read more

Jewel is wasting this

Jewel spent last week in the Bahamas with her husband the cowboy, and maybe it was all the kick-ass weed over there but she lightened the hell up just long enough to take a picture in a bikini (full size pic here) and then post it on twitter (here). I'm sure someone like... read more

I hate mondays

Shauna Sands areola look like they were taken off with a can opener, but please don't think that would dissuade her in any way from showing her tits to strangers. Like she did Saturday in Miami. Unfortunately, if you take advantage of the fact that her tits look like... read more