Knock it off Katy Perry

Look how hot Katy Perry can be when she's mute and for 5 minutes stops dressing like a high school girl with a head injury. Like in these pictures from Esquire magazine. She's pretty with a nice body and huge tits, but she insists on drowning all her hotness like it was a baby girl in China. It's like her plan is to not be sexy, but instead to be as annoying as possible as often as she can. And so far, mission...read more

Amy Adams is better like this

Amy Adams was the only recognizable name to show up in a bikini this weekend, and you may be wondering if she's been hiding some amazing hot body all this time. Let me put it this way: No. See for yourself here and here. She can be cute sometimes, but in the wrong dress she's like something you'd see haunting an Irish castle. Thankfully someone reminded me about these Naomi Millbank Smith pictures. Amys pictures had...read more

Farrah Fawcett has (passed away)

I naturally assume that everyone is still riding the high of LSU winning the College World Series last night, their sixth since 1991, so I'm sorry to drag everyone down, but late last night Farrah Fawcetts publicist made this statement: It was just related to me, that our Farrah just given last rites. She is not in any pain. For those who believe make contact with god now. That was on his Twitter page, and I'm no pc...read more

Denise Richards is lazy

Denise Richards hit up the beaches in Hawaii again today, and again she dragged her dumb kids around and never took off her shorts. So if she's not gonna bother to care about these pictures I'm not sure why the hell I would. Especially when last night was the 2009 Face of Origin pageant in England or maybe Australia. Oh I know. Can you believe it's been a year already? Time sure does fly when you don't know what the...read more

Jewel is wasting this

Jewel spent last week in the Bahamas with her husband the cowboy, and maybe it was all the kick-ass weed over there but she lightened the hell up just long enough to take a picture in a bikini (full size pic here) and then post it on twitter (here). I'm sure someone like her finds it demeaning to get attention for her body because she's such a class act, but if she insists on not going to the orthodontist she needs to...read more

I hate mondays

Shauna Sands areola look like they were taken off with a can opener, but please don't think that would dissuade her in any way from showing her tits to strangers. Like she did Saturday in Miami. Unfortunately, if you take advantage of the fact that her tits look like surprised Garfield eyes, her tan lines mess it up and make him look sinister. I tried adding a pie because he's fat, but he still looked like an evil...read more

See what everyone is talking about

The Leighton Meester sex-tape website is up now with screencaps (full size NSFW here), and it seems legit though I'm not sure who "Leigton" Meester is. The sample pics are nice but I could have done without the creepy pervert description of her hot young body. Why do they have to make it so seedy. Can I please have my dignity, can I please just masturbate with the corner of my tshirt in my teeth and the sound on low...read more

nicely done katie. thats perfect.

This week is starting to feel like someone sat down in London last month, they wrote a list of possible photo shoot themes and outfits, and then Katie Price and Bruno divvied them up. (12 more = here. hq jump = here. image source = flynet)read more

Morning headlines

KATIE HOLMES - taped a guest appearance on So You Think You Can Dance yesterday, and yes she will be dancing. In fact a source said: "She is killing it. She looks incredible. Everyone is absolutely floored by how talented she is." Then the source was asked his name, and he said, "Tom, wait, um, yes, T-Tom ... Cru ... Crew ... Sing ... Ton ... Berg. Tom Crusingtonberg. Yes, yes that will do." (source = us) WILL SMITH...read more

Audrina is the only one

Splash News has exclusive pics of Audrina Patridge in Mexico, and it's a clear reminder that she's the only person from the Hills ever worth mentioning. Because while all of them are completely worthless, she's at least worthless while having huge tits. Often in a bikini. It really is astounding that MTV has had the balls to run that piece of shit show for 3 years or whatever it's been. There has to be a simpler, more...read more

holy crap

Transformers: Die Rache (apparently) had it's German premiere in Berlin yesterday, and JESUS CHRIST Megan Fox is absolutely fantastic looking. It's like she was built by some angry God just to make all the girls who weren't Megan Fox feel bad. (14 more = here. image source = splash, wenn and getty. hq jump = here)read more

Hey baby. What's goin on?

Lots of time you'll see girls undoing their bikini top at the beach but still making sure to protect their modesty. That will not be the case here today, because this is about Top Model Shauna Sand. She laid out topless in Miami earlier, then flashed everyone when she got up to trade her Paddington hat for a different hat. Then she put on another hat. The hat trying-on marathon ended shortly after that, and she went...read more

You stay classy New York

Bethenny Frankel of Real Housewives of New York went to an event at the Apollo theater two nights ago, and you're never gonna believe this but sheer black fabric turns see-thru when the flash from a camera hits it. Oh I know. I had never heard that either. Once you're done looking at all of these, try putting some cigarettes out on your penis, or slamming it in a door, and see which of the three kills an erection...read more

Wednesday morning headlines

KENDRA WILKINSON - has confirmed to E! that she's pregnant. Which sucks. I should have been told in person. The father has rights too! (source = e! online) IRON MAN 2 - The first picture of Mickey Rourke in Iron Man 2 has been released. Rourke plays Whiplash, and he has a suit sort of like Iron Mans, except he adds whips and takes away any protection whatsoever. He's unstoppable, unless he were to run into the real...read more

Leonardo DiCaprio is single

This is either coincidence or my offering to satan in the woods this morning was accepted, but People.com says that Bar Rafaeli is back on the market because she and Leonardo DiCaprio have kinda-sorta broken up. "They're taking time off for the time being, they've split," says a source. "It could just end up as a break but for now they're doing their own thing." That much was certainly apparent over the weekend as the...read more