Lauren Pope had a good idea

By brendon July 31, 2009 @ 7:22 PM

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Lauren Pope is in Miami today to work some club tonight, and you may remember her because she’s the UK model who was in the news a few weeks ago because people thought Lindsay was trying to get into her pants (here).

Without her makeup, she sort of looks like a duck, but she had the good sense to get together with another former model and become DJs. Those people don’t even do anything, so if you really need one, you might as well get a blond with disproportionately large breasts. That entire last sentence would also be a good guide when choosing a girlfriend.

(11 more pics, including Lauren with her top off here. hq jump here. source = mavrix and splash news online.)

Imogen is easily relaxed – UPDATE

By brendon July 30, 2009 @ 12:00 PM

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Model Imogen Thomas was at a pool in Spain yesterday when suddenly one of her friends ripped her bikini off and the two of them ran around topless. And while I appreciate them showing me their tits, I can’t condone that kind of horseplay. Wikipedia says over 2 million kids die every year from running around pools. No actually I just made that up, but wouldn’t it be awesome. Kids are so GD annoying.

SEXY UPDATE – now with 2 new pics

(NSFW pics are here. source = splash news online)

Gemma Atkinson is a good model

By brendon July 30, 2009 @ 11:34 AM

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Model Gemma Atkinson and her new boyfriend Liam Richards (not pictured) are in the Caribbean this week, and I have no idea who the hell Liam Richards is, but he should walk around taking pictures of every thing he sees and cherishing every moment, because this is undoubtedly the best week of his life. Maybe he can fuck a golden beam of sunlight or a big box filled with diamonds one day, but other than that, Gemma Atkinson is pretty much the best thing on earth.

(20 more pics, sort of, here. hq jump here. source = splash news online)

Chris Brown y/n?

By brendon July 29, 2009 @ 12:22 PM

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I don’t know who the hell Kyle is, but he’s the undisputed leader when it comes to sending tips to poorly written websites. Radar, TMZ and the Sun all mention today that, despite a court order commanding him to stay 50 yards away at all times, Chris Brown waited in an SUV last night across the street while Rihanna had dinner at Via Dei Mille in New York.

And five days ago, they both checked into the Trump International Hotel. So she’s either taken him back, or he has a lot to learn about stalking. If they are back, they’re at least being careful enough to keep Chris out of jail. Kyles email says…

I was at the Katy Perry show last night at the Hammerstein Ballroom, sitting up in the balcony near stage left.  It was a few randoms like my group mixed in with what seemed to be a lot of music industry bigwigs (I deduce this from all the Blackberrys, their self-congratulating high-fives, and just their general disinterest in anything but themselves).
Anyway, we thought it was cool enough when Donald Trump showed up after the opening set by Cobra Starship and was waving to people, but then roughly two songs into Katy’s set (while it was dark) Rihanna and a small entourage come creeping up the steps, sneaking up to the box with Trump.
She was nice enough and was kind of waving, but clearly she wanted a low profile.  What was interesting though was the clear absence of Chris Brown after the report of them checking into the same hotel.  There wasn’t anyone she appeared to be “with” per se, but definitely no Brown.

If this was a normal email “tip”, it would have said, “I was Katy Perry last night.  Then Rihanna.  Chris Brown?  Crazy right?” It’s like they’re sending me a secret message, except they never bothered to send the key I would need to crack it.

And as the Sun points out, she still has those purple star things on her tits (these).  The ones she wore in Vegas on July 4th (here).  What in the hell kind of glue did she use?  I’m starting to think they may just be a birthmark.

Miranda is a good model – UPDATE

By brendon July 27, 2009 @ 3:25 PM

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Miranda Kerr was in the Caribbean this weekend to shoot for the Victoria’s Secret catalog, and it may seem hard to believe but this was part of it. It’s a smart new approach. This would be a really good ad for hats, for example. A good ad for bras would be to have Marisa Miller completely naked except for a pink cowboy hat and a pink and white two-gun holster. And she could have one of the guns out and she could blow into the barrel like she just shot it. The message would be, you don’t look like this so you better buy our GD bras.

SEXY UPDATE – now with more pics.

(the NSFW pics start here.  source = splash news online)

Lady GaGa needs new clothes

By brendon July 27, 2009 @ 10:00 AM

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Lady GaGa fell out of her top again during a concert this weekend. Luckily she has a good body, because from the neck up she couldn’t be any more of a monster unless she had frankenstein bolts on either side and a big zipper across her hairline.

(hq jump here. source = pacific coast)