The Mirror UK says that Nicole Kidman is pregnant and due to give birth to her first child this spring. Kidman married singer Keith Urban six months ago and has been plagued by pregnancy rumors ever since, but the paper says this time it's real and an official announcement will be made shortly. According to The Mirror:
Our source says, "Miss Kidman certainly isn't hiding the changes in her body now and seems to be very comfortable with them. Any woman seeing her now up close can't help but notice she is a mum-to-be." … While they were married, Nicole, 39, and Tom (Cruise) adopted two children after apparently failing to conceive.
So good news for everyone who believes in the conspiracy theories surrounding the birth of Suri Cruise, the rumors that Tom is not Suri's father, or at least that Suri wasn't conceived naturally. There's a better chance of Tom getting pregnant naturally than Katie. Personally, I don't think Tom's gay, I just think he's weird and so childlike stupid, he could figure out time travel faster than he could sex with a girl. Katie could be lying on the bed in some sexy bra and panties and the room lit with sexy candles and Tom would walk in from the bathroom wearing a helmet made from legos and then try to shove his penis into her foot.
(note - Kidman sure doesn't look pregnant in these pictures from last week)
CBB followed the rumor this weekend that the real reason it took so long to see the first pictures of Suri Cruise in Vanity Fair, and the reason candid pictures of her have been non-existent since then, is because Suri has a large and distinctive birthmark located in the middle of her forehead between her eyes. The rumor is Tom and Katie were embarrassed and didn't show her in public until it could be addressed. CBB says:
It was rumored that there was a lot of airbrushing involved in her Vanity Fair shoot and this is what was probably airbrushed … We don't think a birthmark takes anything away from a child's beauty and are merely suggesting this as a possible reason the baby has been so carefully hidden … From what we understand, there are three major types of birthmarks: port wine stains, hemangiomas, and vascular malformations. We don't know what type of birthmark this is, but it's likely they have tried to have it removed or reduced because the color is very subtle.
Many readers have written in saying that they think Suri has an angel's kiss or stork's bite. A third of all newborns are born with salmon patches (which are typically found in the midline of the face or neck), with most fading by 18 months. I'm not suggesting that a birthmark like this would have kept her out of the public- I'm wondering if what we see in these photos is a port wine stain or hemangioma that is being treated and is now much paler.
Tom and Katie are idiots and they live in a world of make believe, so they almost definitely think a birthmark means their kid is a wizard and/or dragon rider. Obviously they have to keep her hidden from her enemies, probably an evil prince who prophecy says can only be slayed by the Marked One. Either that or the birthmark is just because Katie started punching her stomach when she heard Tom Cruise's seed was growing inside of her. Like they did in Aliens.
(SURI CLOSE UPS - close-up of the first picture here, the second picture here, the third picture here. Compare those to this picture in Vanity Fair)
Nicole Kidman is nice - Even though she wasn't invited to the wedding, Nicole Kidman has sent Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes a wedding present and a note that "wished them both a lifetime of happiness together." How touching. I bet it's a vibrator she bought at a garage sale.
Angelina speaks out - Angelina Jolie has issued a statement after three of her bodyguards were arrested in India, accused of handling some children and their parents too roughly at a school where Jolie was filming. Jolie said:
"It is not surprising that the press involved failed to mention their share of the responsibility in the chaos. As for this horrible rumor that someone referred to a local man as a 'bloody Indian,' let me say this: I would never work with anyone that was derogatory towards another man's race. My family is of mixed race."
"Mixed race" seems like an understatement. By the time this is done, Jolie's family portrait is gonna include 9 kids, a pelican, a tiki warrior statue and a big grey rock. The pelicans name should be Rusty. Just because that seems like a good name for a pelican.
Paris Hilton is predictable - Paris Hilton drunk?!? And exposing herself?!? Man, this picture is one in a million!
I thought she looked cute in that Vanity Fair shoot too, but lately every time I see Suri she always looks like they just pulled her out of the dryer. She just looks disheveled and confused and kinda fucked up. Her parents are idiots, so poor Suri is gonna be dumb too, but she doesn't even look normal. In the banner picture she looks like she should be wearing a plastic football helmet and water wings. Mark my words, ten years from now you'll still see pictures of Suri sitting on the living room floor, trying to eat the dogs tail and wearing a life vest.
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes will get "married" in a Scientology ceremony tomorrow at Odescalchi Castle in Italy. The 600 year old castle in the lakeside town of Bracciano has been descended on by international media and celebrity friends like Jim Carrey and his gf Jenny McCarthy, Jada Pinkett Smith and Will Smith, Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony, and Brooke Shields, just to name a few. Also there are Scientology pals John Travolta and Kirste Alley. A Scientology marriage is not legally recognized in Italy, and must be preceded or followed by a civil union. There are five different types of Scientology wedding services, none more bat shit crazy touching then the "Traditional Ceremony" with vows written by Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard in the 1950s. And oh god does it show. The first words are, "you are my property now…" Probably.
In what the church calls a traditional ceremony, the groom says, "Hear well … for promise binds, young men are free and may forget, remind him then that you may have necessities and follies too … Girls need clothes and food and tender happiness and frills, a pan, a comb, perhaps a cat."
No seriously. They say that girls need cooking supplies and maybe a cat. During the fucking wedding they say the girl needs bakeware and a pet to keep her company. It's borderline amazing it doesn't mention how voting should be left to the men and how "the blacks" sure are getting uppity. Sadly, Katie might not get a cat because Cruise has chosen the "Double Ring" ceremony. It contains something called the "Triangle ritual":
"They're asked to imagine that inside each ring is an 'ARC' triangle," referring to an acronym for "affinity, reality, communication." The couple is also asked to make a pact "that you will never close your eyes and sleep on a broken triangle. And that pledge is that they'll never close their eyes and sleep on an upset or disagreement or argument."
I'm not sure why you're not allowed to go to sleep right after an argument. What is there to discuss? The woman should just apologize and be done with it. Maybe her friends the broom and the dustpan can talk some sense into her. Or do I have to take off my belt, young lady…
source - Forbes and CBS
Sumner Redstone - the head of Viacom, the parent company of Paramount Pictures - isn’t done ripping into Tom Cruise just yet. Nine weeks after he leveled Cruise in the press and effectively fired him from Paramount, Redstone says he doesn't regret a thing:
"He was embarrassing the studio. And he was costing us a lot of money … (My wife), like women everywhere, had come to hate him … His behavior was entirely unacceptable … he just didn't turn one [woman] off, he turned off all women, and a lot of men."
Redstone estimates that Cruise's public meltdowns cost Paramount between 100 and 150 million dollars, saying that "Mission: Impossible III was the best picture of the three, and it did the worst," so he has no regrets if he embarrassed Cruise:
"The explosion was good. It sent a message to the rest of the world that the time of the big star getting all this money is over. And it is! I would like to think that what I did, or what we did, has had a salutary effect on the rest of the industry."
Cruise really needs to tapout. Redstone has him in the armbar and this is over. If this victory gets any more one-sided, Cruise will end up sleeping on a bed stuffed with hay.
source = Page Six
